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Aaron
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Date Posted: 13:31:00 02/03/03 Mon
In reply to:
caroleena
's message, "I am like a wingless pigeon..." on 20:08:06 01/31/03 Fri
Caroline, nice poem but you forgot a few things in it.
In honoring your birthday
I've tried to be creative
So written here's a poem for you
I hope that you dont hate it
Nini you are my best friend
And we all know you love ice
But what a lot of people don't know
Is that you're very very nice
Although you may stare and frown
And always get called mean
Everything you've ever said about others
Has been said with honesty
You don't judge to make people look bad(ha ha)
Or to make yourself look good
You say things as they are
But some egos wouldnt take it if they could
You have been with me through good times
And even bad times too
You loved the little kittens(and aaron)
Especially Chessie Poo(poo? does he poo all over the place?)
You are the "bestest" person ever
And I'm glad you liked my shoes(wana F***?)
If it wasnt for those ugly things
I would have never talked to you
There would have been no Sid,(too bad, lol jk)
No England or Town Cats to go to
Or the idea that shopping carts have better uses
Than just for transporting food
Remember back in 8th grade(when we fought over aaron)
And going to Washington D.C.(where we thought about aaron)
And then Suzanne's party where we discovered
A horny little bee(whitney wants to do aaron)
On the plane to England,(where you masturbated over aaron)
On that there was much fun
And don't forget the train at yeovil
Where i hurt my "little" bum(and you wanted aaron to touch ur bum)
You worship your drink Fanta(wtf is that?)
And devour each curly wurly
And always listen to me complain about
When guys act really girly(aaron is a manly man) aaron a.k.a. Macho Man a.k.a. man whore
So now you are 18(and can have sex with aaron)
And may visit clubs and smoke(then go have sex with aaron)
Although you never would do either(but you would have sex with aaron)
Not even as a joke(you would enjoy having sex with aaron)
You can also go get pierced,(your vigina if you like)
Or if you like, tattooed(on your right boob it woudld say, "i had sex with aaron")
Just don't let me know because(because i want aaron too)
I'll hate you if you do(well maybe we can have a 3 sum sumtime)
And remember this important tip
Next time you go to date(or have sex with aaron)
Make sure the guy is 18 or older(aaron is older but it is legal to go 2 years down if you are over 18, just a fact that i thought you would like to know)
If not, its statutary rape(thats only if its more than 2 years down from your age)
With all of the conspiracies,(and the great sex with aaron)
I'm surprised that we're still friends(and still haveing sex with aaron)
But people are not smart enough(but aaron is)(we have sex with aaron)
To bring us to an end
So even if you're engaged to Tim(yet you cheat on him cause you have sex with aaron)
And must move miles away(well its better actualy cause aaron lives right down the street a lil bit so its not htat far to go have sex, so screw tim)
I won't mind and I will still be your friend(because i want aaron more)
'Cuz Tim is most likely gay(hate to break it to you but he is gay, but aaron isnt, he LOOOOOOOOOOOVES the putty tang)
You are to me a sister,
One which does not fight(except whos ontop of aaron)
A bosom buddy, an awesome pal(anal is nasty)
A heteromate for life(and we will always have sex with aaron)
So probably by this point you really have to pee(and then go have sex with aaron)
So to end it as a great card once said,(lets go have sex with aaron)
Whitney, you're like a butt to me!(and WE can have sex with aaron)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
allllllllllllllllllll better, hope you like it
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