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Subject: Here!

Author:
Ken

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Date Posted: 19:00:35 06/30/02 Sun
In reply to: Curt 's message, "Is this board working? Where is everyone?" on 00:14:35 06/30/02 Sun

Hey, yes, the board is working. I don't know where everyone is. I see John posted some jokes. Jeff seems to have disappeared as he sometimes does. I am just working a lot and trying to write. I gave up on having a get-together this year and put in for some vacation time in July. So that's about it for me. What's up with you?

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Re: Here!

Author:
Home Jay
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Date Posted: 20:45:02 06/30/02 Sun

Hey Mutha Fuckas, your home boy Jay, is around. I've been checkin the site each day but you jive mutha fuckas aren't writing much of anything so I been playin it cool. I've had a date every night since mutha fuckin Wed. All have gone well for this bad ass. First dates, some with a kiss, and some with some serious tongue have all come my way. They will ALL be producing more dates. All kinds my friends from real estate women to up and coming doctor. Total of SIX Ladies on my new black book. Flip your raw hamburger asses over, cause somethin burnin.

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Author: Ken [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 22:16:49 06/30/02 Sun >Hey Mutha Fuckas, your home boy Jay, is around. Thanks for checking in, John. I liked your jokes, too!

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Re: Here!

Author:
John
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Date Posted: 23:48:02 06/30/02 Sun

>>Hey Mutha Fuckas, your home boy Jay, is around.
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>Thanks for checking in, John. I liked your jokes, too!

I know it's hard to believe that the post about getting all of those ladies isn't from irresistible me. Yes, who would have guessed that Jeff can get a date, but he was the one posting about all that tongue action.

I've had a cute young Mexican woman at the hotel chasing after me, flirting, hinting and asking co-workers about me, but I'm not on the market anymore. Maybe that will change if things don't work out with Aoy this month.

I'm flying out on the 8th and I'll be back on August 9th. I'll be checking my email and this board while I'm over there, so don't hesitate to write.

Ken, I'm glad you liked the jokes. They weren't the best, but I remember that you had dozens of good ones flying fast and furious in Vegas and I was hoping that you would break out with some more.

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Re: Here!

Author:
Ken
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Date Posted: 09:45:36 07/01/02 Mon

>I know it's hard to believe that the post about
>getting all of those ladies isn't from irresistible
>me.

I thought it must have been you, especially with that very authentic urban lingo you are famous for.

>Yes, who would have guessed that Jeff can get a
>date, but he was the one posting about all that tongue
>action.

Well, if Jeff is known for anything, it's tongue action.

>I've had a cute young Mexican woman at the hotel
>chasing after me, flirting, hinting and asking
>co-workers about me, but I'm not on the market
>anymore. Maybe that will change if things don't work
>out with Aoy this month.

I wish you the best of luck, John. With Aoy, that is.

>I'm flying out on the 8th and I'll be back on August
>9th. I'll be checking my email and this board while
>I'm over there, so don't hesitate to write.

Safe journey! Don't forget to set all the cybercafes' home pages to Magnetron. I still get hits from Thailand, which just goes to show what I always say: Thai people love Magnetron!

>Ken, I'm glad you liked the jokes. They weren't the
>best, but I remember that you had dozens of good ones
>flying fast and furious in Vegas and I was hoping that
>you would break out with some more.

I pretty much shot my wad then. Alcohol has an amazing effect on my ability to remember jokes.

I have a question for you about Thailand I am hoping you can answer. Do black people there insist on being called African-Thai? I have often wondered about this. I also wonder if in England they prefer to be called African-English, African-British, or perhaps African-European. And another thing: In South Africa, are they African South Africans or South African Africans? The mind reels, eh?

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Re: Here!

Author:
Jeff aka Mr. Tongilingus
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Date Posted: 13:31:27 07/01/02 Mon

>Well, if Jeff is known for anything, it's tongue
>action.

Bastard!

>I wish you the best of luck, John. With Aoy, that is.

Same here John, please keep us posted on the visa process.

>Safe journey! Don't forget to set all the cybercafes'
>home pages to Magnetron. I still get hits from
>Thailand, which just goes to show what I always say:
>Thai people love Magnetron!

Very clever! What about Thai women Love Pung?

>I pretty much shot my wad then. Alcohol has an
>amazing effect on my ability to remember jokes.

Now, lets be mindful Mr. Foster. Lets stay away from remarks referring to Alchohol-telling jokes-laying next to Jeff and shooting your wad....I don't want to hear it, I don't want to hear it!

>I have a question for you about Thailand I am hoping
>you can answer. Do black people there insist on being
>called African-Thai? I have often wondered about
>this. I also wonder if in England they prefer to be
>called African-English, African-British, or perhaps
>African-European. And another thing: In South
>Africa, are they African South Africans or South
>African Africans? The mind reels, eh?

Ken, the answer is easy: They are all NON-Americans. "Afri-what???? I don't understand. Are you American?"
"No, I am Afri..."
"Oh, your NON-American. Thank You"
"No, you see...."
"Thank You"

Ken, I think we should SERIOUSLY consider developing and distributing Hogalum Membership Cards. Yes, people of the world can become an official card carrying Hogalum Initiate (H.I. for short) Initiates will receive coupons for discounts of Hogalum products, receive The Official Hogalum Society Chronicle(included is a favorit recipe column from Mrs. MacKensie), A Hogalum Society-Gentlemen's Condom, Children will receive an Official Miscreant Detection Ring and an authentic PUNG meditative Mat.
The world need not fret for borders and differences...all be be Hogalum loving fans OR is it helps, people can identify themselves as Southern-Hogalum, Eastern Hogalum, Central Hogalum etc. There...next problem to solve?