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Date Posted: 18:21:32 06/27/02 Thu
Author: VWA CEO
Subject: VWA Thursday Night Testosterone 6/27/02

VWA Thursday Night Testosterone
6/27/02

(Red pyros shoot off as Party Hard by Andrew WK blares over the speakers)
*note the first minute of Party Hard is cut out so it starts at the lyrics

Jonathon Coachman : Welcome everybody to the first VWA Thursday Night Testosterone! We are live from Continental Airlines Arena in NJ! We have an action packed card here tonight. Will Shawn Michaels find out who helped him win last week when he has a rematch with the Ultimate Warrior in a Last Man Standing Match? Will we find out the other tag team in the Gaunlet match at Summer Series? What will we find out tonight!

(JC goes and sits at the announce booth)

[I�ve got the Key, Key to Grammercy Park]
(Jesse DeFlorio walks out to the ring)

JD: As you all know, on Monday I was the special guest referee. Well for the time being I am the official VWA referee!

(Crowd pops, JD takes off his shirt to reveal a ref. Shirt)

Ring Announcer : This first match is scheduled for 1 fall with a 20 minute time limit. This match is a falls count anywhere in the building match. Making his way to the from Brooklyn, NY, weighing in at 190 pounds, The Brooklyn Brawler.

(The Brooklyn Brawler comes out in his torn Yankees shirt and paint-stained jeans)

His opponent hailing from the dark regions of the country, weighing in at 220 pounds, Papa Shango.

(Papa Shango comes out in a black wrestling singlet with his tribe-like face paint)

Match 1 Falls Count Anywhere
Papa Shango vs. The Brooklyn Brawler

The match starts off with Papa Shango and Brooklyn Brawler exchanging right hands. Papa Shango goes down. Brawler gives him an elbow drop. Shango gets up and connects with a clothesline. The crowd is chanting �Boring!Boring!�

JC : This match is utter crap

(Jesse DeFlorio grabs a mic and a chair)

JD : This match sucks doesn�t it?

Crowd : Hell Yeah!

JD : Well I am going to end it here!

Jesse DeFlorio cracks both wrestlers over the head with the chair.

JD : Now who should win? I�ll place my hand over each wrestler and you cheer if you want them to win.

JD places his hand over Papa Shango

Crowd Noise : .3 decibels

JD places his hand over The Brooklyn Brawler

Crowd Noise : .5 decibels

JD picks up the Brawler and drops him on Papa Shango. He counts 1..2�3!

Ring Announcer : The winner of this match, The Brooklyn Brawler!

JC : I cannot believe that the Brooklyn Brawler won a match!

Commercial Break

A video is shown for Summer Series hyping the Gauntlet match, Balls Mahoney vs. Tommy Dreamer, and Shawn Michaels vs. his mystery stalker

Back to show
JC : I am now here in the backstage area with none other than The Innovator of Violence Tommy Dreamer.
Tommy what is going on between you and the Nutley, NJ maniac Balls Mahoney?

TD : He wants me back in my area. The ECW Arena. I spent many of my greatest wrestling years there. Like I said when I was there � I may not make it to Starcadde, I may never make it to Wrestlemania, but I made it here in ECW!!�

(The Crowd erupts)

TD : Now if Balls was here I would fight him in any type of match right now. But he goe himself arrested. Being the kind person I am I visited the fan Balls knocked out cold.

(pause)

TD : Balls killed that man, he suffered a brain hemorage and died.

JC : That is tragic, Tommy how are you pre��.

(Balls Mahoney attacks Dreamer from behind with a chair)

Balls : You said u would face me in any type of match? Tonight a Parking Lot Brawl! See you there

Commercial Break
JC : What a shocking turn of events between Tommy Dreamer and Balls Mahoney.

(Feed cuts back to the ring)

Ring Announcer : This next match is for the VWA Valiant Title
Making his way to the ring from Uganda weighing in at 360 pounds, The VWA Valiant Champion, �The Ugandan Giant� Kamala!

(Kamala walks out to the ring with his normal face and body paint and a leopard dotted loincloth)

His challenger from Pembroke, NC weighing in at 250 pounds, �The Native American� Tatanka!

Match 2 VWA Valiant Title
Kamala (champion) vs. Tatanka

Kamala delivers a knife edge chop. Tatanka is unphased. Kamala goes for a roundhouse right, Tatanka blocks it and turns it into a hip toss. Irish whip by Tatanka sending Kamala into the corner. Tatanka deliver knife edge chop after chop busting Kamala open.

JC: Tatanka means business, he busted Kamala open with knife-edge chops.

Kamala falls down into the ring. Tatanka tries to put Kamala into a Boston Crab but Kamala powers out and sends Tatanka over the top rope. Tatanka is dazed, Kamala hits him with a baseball slide.

JC : A 360 pound foot hitting your face. Ouch!

Tatanka is down on the outside. 1�2�3�4�5�6�7�8� Tatanka is back in.

Tatanka irish whips Kamala, he goes for the Reverse Slam but Kamala is too heavy and counters it into a cross body. Cover. 1�.2�kickout. Tatanka runs off the ropes, shoulderblock, Kamala still up. Clothesline, Kamala still up, Cross Body, Kamala catches him. Bodyslam, Kamala picks up Tatanka and hits him with a Piledriver. He climbs to the 2nd rope and hits the Air African Splash! Cover! 1�2�3!

JC : Kamala wins! What a comeback by Kamala, truly valiant.

Ring Announcer : The winner of this match and STILL VWA Valiant Champion Kamala.

Commercial Break

The feed comes back with The Brooklyn Brawler walking through the back with a referee, he sneaks into Kamala�s dressing room and covers. 1�2�3 The Brooklyn Brawler is the New VWA Valiant Champion! As he rounds the corner he is hit with a Superkick�.. Shawn Michaels covers and wins the VWA Valiant Title!

The Cameras follow Shawn as he walks out to the ring with a mic.

[Oh, Oh, Shawn]

Shawn walks down the ramp and goes into the ring.

Shawn : Well well well, It looks like I have 2 titles. What am I gonna do with this Valiant title. I am going to give it to one of the most underrated workers in our business. Tatanka come take this title!

(Crowd cheers, if Shawn likes Tatanka the crowd likes Tatanka)

Tatanka comes out with a mic.

Tatanka: Thank You Shawn. I appreciate your kindness.

(Tatanka turns around)

Boom! Tatanka hits Shawn with a right hand.

Tatanka : What you think I couldn�t win this myself?! Damn right I can. Monday you and me in the ring. Your Title on the line!

Commercial Break

Ring Announcer : This next match is for the Vacant VWA Womens Title. Making her way to the ring, One of the Tough Enough 2 winners, Linda Miles!
(Linda walks out in the blue/white attire she has been wearing lately.

And her opponent, Tough Enough 3 trainer, Ivory!
(Ivory walks out in a purple shirt and tight black pants)

The match starts off with a hiptoss by Ivory. Irish whip, back body drop, Hammerlock, reversed by Linda into her own hammer lock. Ivory runs into the ropes, Linda uses this to roll through into a bridge-pinning combonation. 1�..2�..no! Kickout! Ivory blocks a punch. Ivory hits with her own right. Punch, Punch, Punch, Linda falls over the top rope and hits her head on the floor.

JC : I think Linda Miles might be out!

All of a sudden Kenny comes and rolls Linda back into the ring. Ivory argues with Kenny on the apron Kenny distracts Ivory long enough for Linda to roll Ivory up. 1�.2�..Kickout! Linda whips Ivory, back body drop attempt by Linda, Ivory reverses it into a Sunset Flip. Cover! 1�2�.3!

JC : Ivory used her years of experience to come out on top in this matchup and become the VWA Women�s champion!

Ring Announcer : The winner of this match and New VWA Women�s Champion! Ivory!

As Ivory walks up the ramp the screen fades to black

Commercial Break

Ring Announcer : This next match is a Parking Lot Brawl. Look at the Titantron to see the wrestlers. First from Yonkers, New York Tommy Dreamer! His opponent from Nutley, NJ Balls Mahoney!

Match 4 Parking Lot Brawl
Balls Mahoney vs. Tommy Dreamer

Balls starts the match with a chair while Tommy has a stop sign. The parking lot is filled with various weapons. The 2 start dueling with the weapons until Balls knocks the sign out of Tommy�s hand. Balls goes to hit Dreamer with the chair, Dreamer ducks and low blows Balls. (No Pun Intended) Dreamer grabs the chair and backs Balls against a wall, he swings yet Balls ducks and Dreamer hits the wall. Balls sees an opening and hits a reverse DDT. Cover�.1�.2�kickout! Dreamer is busted open from the impact of his head hitting the cement. Balls goes behind a car and opens the trunk, he takes out a fire extinguisher and blindly throws it towards the ring area. Dreamer catches in and walks next to Balls and cracks him over the head. Dreamer reaches into the trunk of the care and pulls out a Singapore cane. He starts beating Balls Mahoney up with it until Balls catches it and kicks Dreamer in the stomach. He goes to hit but Dreamer sidesteps and hits him with a Dreamer DDT! He picks up Balls in a Firemans Carry, he brings him to the front of the car and hits a Dreamer Driver through the windshield! Balls falls into the front seat!

JC : INSANE!!!! Balls could be dead!

Dreamer crawls into the car and covers Balls. 1�.2�..kickout! A bloody Balls shoves Dreamer onto the dashboard where the broken glass is.

JC : Dreamer just landed on shards of glass!

Dreamer rolls onto the hood of the car. Balls picks up a garbage can and runs to the back of the car. He runs up the back climbs onto the roof and delivers a big splash placing the garbage can on his stomach to crush it into Dreamer�s rips. Balls cover 1�2�.3!

Ring Announcer : The winner of this match, Balls Mahoney!

JC : That match was crazy, I wonder who�s car that was!

Commercial Break

[AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH what a rush!!!!!!]

The Road Warriors come out to the ring.

Animal : We want to know who is the mystery team Mr. DeFlorio is talking about. Tell em Hawk!

Hawk : Right Animal! Those 2 people need to come show their faces!

[Jesse DeFlorio comes out]

JD : Fine then. Here comes your mystery opponents!
[An old rock beat plays]

JD: Ladies and Gentlemen please give a warm welcome to one of the longest lasting tag teams. Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson the Rock N� Roll Express!

Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson walk out and stand on each side of Mr. DeFlorio.

JD : The longest lasting team in history has come to the VWA to beat everyone in the Gauntlet at Summer Series! Survive the Gauntlet if you can.

Commercial Break

JD: I have a big announcement. Tonight the Tag Team Titles will be on the line in an over the top Battle Royal!!! If one team member is elimanted, the other may stay in the ring.

All 5 teams come down. Demolition, LOD, Rock N� Roll Express, Bushwackers, and Sneak Attack.

The match starts off with all 10 men brawling. Animal fighting Luke. Hawk fighting Butch. Kenny brawling with Ax and Koko brawling with Smash. Morton and Gibson are joining in on the fray. Animal goes over the top rope. Next is Smash. � of LOD and Demolition have been elimanated! Morton goes over and so does Kenny. Hawk clotheslines both Bushwackers over the top and then he throws out Ax. LOD and the Bushwackers are out. Gibson is sent over by Hawk. Hawk ducks a double clothesline by Team Sneak Attack and pulls down the top rope so they fall to the outside. The Road Warriors are Tag-Team Champions!

JC : We have new tag champions!What an impromtu match!

Ring Announcer : The winner of this match is Hawk! Therfore the Legion of Doom are the new VWA Tag Team Champions!

Commercial Break

Ring Announcer : This Main Event is a Last Man Standing Match for the VWA Heavy eight Title! Indroducing first the challenger, The Ultimate Warrior!

(Warrior runs out and starts shaking the ropes when he gets to the ring)

And his opponent from San Antonio, Texas, The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels.

(Shawn walks out to the ring to a loud chorus of cheers)

Main Event VWA Heavyweight Title
�HBK� Shawn Michaels vs. Ultimate Warrior

The match starts off with Warrior in control. Irish whip into a Powerslam. DDT . Warrior goes for a Vertical Suplex, Shawn counters it into a Snap Suplex. Shawn hits a clothesline on Warrior. Warrior hits with a clothesline of his own. Shawn is down, Warrior hits a running splash. Shawn gets up and ducks a clothesline sending Warrior over the top rope. Shawn leaps over the top rope onto Warrior knocking him out. The ref counts 1�.2�.3�4�5�.6�.7..8�9� Warrior back up. Warrior climbs into the ring and gets a second breath he blocks a punch. Counters with one of his own. Hard Irish whip into the corner. Shawn staggers out Warrior hits a Gorilla Press Slam. Shawn is down. The ref counts 1�.2�.3�.4�.5�.6�7�.8�9�.Shawns up.

JC : Both men have barely answer to a 10 count.

The 2 start brawling on the outside. Warrior sends Shawn into the ring post. Shawn is down. The Ultimate Warrior picks him up and Suplexes him on the outside. 1�2�.3�.4�5�.6�7�8�9�1..No! Shawn barely can stand. They brawl up the enterence ramp until they hit the stage. Shawn goes for Sweet Chin Music but the Warrior catches his foot spins him around and hits with a Stinger (Writers Note A stinger is just like a Stone Cold Stunner, can anyone remember where I got this moment from?)

JC : Shawn may be out.

Shawn answers at a 9 count. He ducks a Clothesline by the Warrior and hits a reverse neckbreaker on the stage. Warrior is up at 8 and �. Warrior whips Shawn towards the entry way. All of a sudden a chair connects with Shawns cranium. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!!! Shawn is out! The Warrior is the New VWA Heavyweight Champion!

JC : Who hit Shawn? Is it his mystery stalker, will we find out Monday? I don�t know. Good Night Everybody!!!

Notes
Champions
Heavyweight - The Ultimate Warrior
Womens � Ivory
Valiant � Tatanka
Tag Team � Legion of Doom
Intercontinental � Koko B� Ware
6 � Man Tag � Vacant

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