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Date Posted: 07:39:21 07/01/02 Mon
Author: WXWA
Subject: Monday Night Wildcat- July 1, 2002
In reply to: WXWA CEO Jeff Ramon 's message, "Monday Night Wildcat Card-July 1, 2002" on 11:30:42 06/27/02 Thu

"Bombshell" by Powerman 5000 hits and the Wildcat opening video plays onscreen. After a moment, pyro blasts and lights flash throughout the Hartford Civic Center. The pyro and lights stop and then the camera cuts to announcer Jerry "The King" Lawler.

Lawler- "Welcome to the first EVER World Xtreme Wrestling Alliance show, Monday Night Wildcat! We are broadcasting LIVE from our home city of Hartford, Connecticut, U.S. of A! We have a great show lined up for ya here and stars like Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratus, little Spike Dudley, the Harvard graduate Christopher Nowinski, Booker T and Hulk Hogan-"

The fans cheer wildly at the mention of Hogan's name.

Lawler- "Hulk Hogan...will be competing tonight!"

"New Disease" by Spineshank blasts over the PA and out walks the CEO, Jeff "Hawk" Ramon. He walks into the ring and grabs a mic, raising his arms.

Ramon- "Cut the music, shh, shh, save your cheers for later. Viva the USA!!! It's so great to be in our home city of Hartford, Connecticut. As the King mentioned, we have a spectacular show lined up for you today. Stay in your seats and don't touch that remote control for those of you at home today! Have a great show!"

The CEO leaves to cheers and his music, and Lawler picks it up.

Lawler- "Stay tuned because the first match in the Cruiserweight Title Tourney is about to start!"

Commercial Break.....

Lawler- "Welcome back. We're set to start the first Semifinal matchup now!"

"Death from Above" hits on the PA and Jeff Hardy appears on the stage as the Hardy Boyz video plays on the Titantron. He runs down to the ring and does his poses on the turnbuckle.

Lawler- "Introducing first, weighing in at 215 pounds, from Cameron, North Carolina, Jeff Hardy!"

Jeff prepares a bit as his music cuts off. Next, the music to "Rowdy" plays and K-Kwik comes out rapping the words.

Lawler- "Introducing, K-Kwik!"

K gets into the ring and they go at it. Jeff hits a snap suplex but K-Kwik, unfazed, gets up and hits a few right hands. Jeff blocks and gives some rights of his own. He spins K around and hits a wristlock backdrop. K sells well, but gets back up and hits a Missile Dropkick on Jeff. Jeff springs up, a bit dizzy, and K goes for the rollup. 1-2-kickout. Jeff slowly gets up and K goes for a running clothesline but it is ducked and Jeff springs off the ropes and hits a clothesline of his own, nearly decapitating the swift warrior K-Kwik. Jeff hooks the leg but K kicks out at two. Jeff makes it up first and goes for the 450 Splash but hits nothing but mat as K rolls out of the way. The ref starts counting but at three, K makes it to his feet. Jeff gets up a moment later and they trade right hands. Jef is able to kick K in the gut and get him into Twist of Fate position. He connects with the Twist and the makes it up onto the top rope. Swanton Bomb! One! Two! Three! The bell rings.

Lawler- "Jeff Hardy makes it to the finals!"

Jeff celebrates to cheers and his music blasting on the PA. K gets up and the two shake hands.

Lawler- "Great sportsmanship shown by these two men!"

The scene shifts to backstage, as interviewer of the night Jackie meets up with Matt Hardy.

Jackie- "Matt, excuse me. I was just wondering if you had thoughts on your match later."

Matt- "Yes, I do. But first, congratulations, Jeff. You earned that win to bring you to the finals. And now onto my match. I'll see how smart that Harvard graduate is in the RING!"

Matt walks off as Jackie watches.

"Kronik" by Static X hits on the PA.

Lawler- "This man is supposed to be our guest commentator of the night- Steven Richards. But where is he?"

Suddenly sirens blast through the arena and Steven, no longer a Hardcore competitor but dressed in a white shirt with a black tie, black pants and black dress shoes walks out, sitting next to Jerry Lawler.

Lawler- "Mr. Censor, I presume? Where were you? You missed a great match!"

Richards- "I need not watch that 'extreme' guy Jeff Hardy fight a dirty rapper. I don't know why I even showed up. This is all a bunch of obscene hooey. Why did I even sign a contract?"

Lawler- "Because we offered you more then what you're worth- about five bucks, some string, lint and a broken toy dinosaur head."

Richards- "Be quiet, King."

Lawler- “Anyways, this next match is very good! Hehehehe…..”

Richards- “Yes, we know you enjoy it, now SHUT UP!”

Lawler- “Chill, Richards.”


Commercial Break…..

Lawler- “And we’re back.”

Nidia’s music hits the PA and she makes her way to the ring. Tori’s hits and she does the same. Trish Stratus’s music blasts and she walks down to the ring.

Lawler- “This is a Women’s Title match! Ooooh, p-“

Richards- “Shut up with your vulgar words. Listen to me, I commentate much better. Rightfully.”

Lawler- “Whatever you say, King Steven.”

Blonde bombshell Trish Stratus wastes little time, connecting with a bulldog to both women already in the ring. They get back up and go at it, Nidia grabbing Tori’s hair and tossing her then trading right hands with Trish.

Richards- “This is set to be an elimination match. Looks like Tori’s out of the contest.”

He is right. Nidia knocked Trish out of the ring and beat on Tori, pinning her.

Lawler- “True. Tori is out of the contest, now it’s fully Trish versus Nidia.”

Trish gets back in the ring and kicks Nidia. She recovers fast and kicks back. They trade right hands and kicks. Suddenly, Tori gives Nidia a jawbreaker on the top rope!

Richards- “That’s a cheat if I ever saw one!”

Lawler- “I can’t believe it, but I agree.”

Neither the ref nor Trish saw it. Trish picks Nidia up by the hair and hits the Stratusfaction on Nidia. One, two, three!

Lawler- “Woohoo! Here’s your first WXWA Women’s Champion, Trish Stratus!!!”

Nidia left, beaten, as Trish held up the Women’s title, celebrating in the ring. She then exits to her music.

Richards- “Nice athleticism.”

Lawler- “Oh, admit you liked it!”

Richards- “…….”

Commercial break……

Lawler- “We’re back. We have a great match next. The semifinals for the Cruiserweight Title are coming up! We have Spike Dudley and Taka Michinoku up for the spot in the finals!”

Then, “Runt” hits on the PA as Spike Dudley makes his entrance.

Lawler- “Introducing first, five feet eight inches, weighing in at 150 pounds, from Dudleyville, Little Spike Dudley!!!”

Spike slides into the ring and gets ready.

“Evil” hits and Taka makes his entrance to the Hartford Civic Center. He places the Japanese flag on the entrance table and grabs a mic.

English voiceover for Taka: “Hello everybody, heh heh heh! My first and second matches in the WXWA will be won! And I will be the World Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Cruiserweight Champion! Because I AM EVIL!!!!”

He rolls into the ring only to get stomps from little Spike. Spike throws Taka into the turnbuckle and hits a Tornado DDT. Taka gets up a bit lightheaded but gives Spike an arm wrench takedown. He picks him up and gives him a huge Hurricanrana. 1, 2, Spike kicks out. Spike reverses a suplex into a DDT. He gives him a cradle pin but accidentally knocks the ref out of the ring in the process, getting a kickout. Taka picks him up and slams his head into the turnbuckle multiple times, and when the ref re-enters the ring, he sees Taka give Spike the Michinoku Driver, pinning him 1-2-3. Taka celebrates as Spike walks out injured.

Lawler- “That was so unfair!”

Richards- “Heh, no it wasn’t, old man.”

Lawler- “Shutcher mouth, punk. Well. Up next, we got Chris Nowinski against one of today’s definers of Xtreme, Matt Hardy. That match is coming up.”

The camera focuses on Jackie standing with Jeff Hardy.

Jackie- “We just saw Taka beat Spike, do you have any thoughts on your opponent for the Cruiserweight Title?”

Jeff- “As far as I’m concerned, Michinoku is dead. That loser thinks he can cheat to win matches? Well, if he tries to cheat against me, it may just backfire.”

Jeff walks off.

Commercial break…….

“Death from Above” plays on the PA as Matt Hardy makes his entrance.

Lawler- “This match will be for one fall and it is for the WXWA European Title. Introducing first, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing in at 225 pounds, Matt Hardy!”

“Harvard” hits and Chris Nowinski walks down to the ring while being introduced.

The match starts. Matt hits his patented Matt Side Suplex, then proceeding to put the Harvard graduate in the Camel Clutch. Matt is in control for a few moments but Nowinski pushes the ref and Matt out of the ring. He pulls some brass knucks out and fits them on himself. The other two get in and Nowinski goes to hit Matt with the knuckles. Matt ducks, spinning around and putting Chris in Twist of Fate position. Twist of Fate! One! Two! Three! Matt Hardy wins!

Lawler- “Here is your winner, the first ever WXWA European Champion, Matt Hardy!”

The camera shifts to Booker T getting ready in the back. Jackie walks in.

Jackie- “Booker T, what are your thoughts on your match later?”

Booker- “Glad you asked. Ya see, Bradshaw…. You are goin’ down. Bookend, maybe my patented kick, one, two, three. Can you dig that?”

He walks off, only to come back.

Booker- “SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”

Booker then walks off for real.

Commercial break…..

Richards- “And we are back.”

Lawler- “This match will be for one fall, and for the Cruiserweight title.”

“Death from Above” hits again and Jeff runs out. Then “Evil” hits and Taka comes out battle-worn.

Lawler- “Taka’s tired! Looks like Jeff’s gonna have an easy fight!”

An easy fight indeed. Jeff spends a few minutes pummeling on Taka. Twist of Fate. Swanton Bomb. One. Two. Three. Jeff wins the match.

Lawler- “Here is your winner, the first EVER WXWA Cruiserweight Champion, JEFF HARDY!”

The crowd erupts in cheers as Jeff exits and Taka has a temper tantrum.

Commercial break…….

“Cowboy from Hell” hits on the PA and Bradshaw walks out to the ring.

Richards- “It’s my turn to announce someone. Weighing in at 290 pounds, from Sweetwatern, Texas, Bradshaw.”

“Can you Dig it Sucka?” plays and Booker T walks out to cheers from the fans.

Richards- “This match will be for one fall. The winner will fight in the finals of the WXWA World Championship tournament. Next, weighing 250 pounds, from Houston, Texas, Booker T!”

The two get in the ring and start grappling. Bradshaw hits a sidewalk slam. He picks the Booker man up and hits a high angle spinebuster. Booker kicks him from the ground though and capitalizes. He gives ‘Shaw a spinebuster, then proceeding into a bad Boston crab. Booker pummels Bradshaw, BOOKEND!!! Bradshaw gets up slowly, leaning over to catch his breath. Booker runs against the ropes and gives him the scissors kick! One, two, three! Booker is advancing to the finals!

Booker calls for a mic.

Booker- “Time to give the fans exactly what they want.”

Booker gets down, and does the Spinnaroonie! Bradshaw leaves as Booker celebrates.

Lawler- “Booker T is the winner! That was a great match. Now for the second semis.”

“Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix blasts throughout the Hartford Civic Center. Fans cheer their butts off as Hulk Hogan makes his entrance.

Lawler- “This match will be for one fall. It is another semifinal in the World Title tournament. Introducing first, weighing 275 pounds, from Tampa, Florida, Hulk Hogan!”

“You Look so Good to Me” hits and Chuck walks out. Fans boo.

Richards- “Introducing the better man, weighing 265 pounds, from San Diego, California, Chuck!”

Chuck and Hogan grapple. Hogan hits a vertical suplex, Chuck hitting the mat hard. Chuck realizes Hogan is too powerful for him and oversells. Hogan looks shocked, but takes the opportunity and hits the leg drop. One. Two. Three! Hogan is going on to face Booker T in the finals!

Lawler- “Hogan is to face Booker T on Twister Thursday and it will be a great match. We had a great first show. Thanks and goodbye!”

The camera fades to black.

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