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Date Posted: 08:52:07 05/28/05 Sat
Author: Pastor Gleason C. Tidings, 1st Baptist of Arcadia
Subject: Jesus can fly
In reply to: RW 's message, "Hey!" on 05:06:15 05/28/05 Sat

i haf 2 respecfully disagrees wid mah brudder Looopah. My mama razed me to be a Soudern whide gendelman, yassuh, but i still mus gotta 2 say that Looopah be wrong.

Damn! Not only can Jesus fly, but dat cat Jesus be fly itsef, dig?

Man oh man, de Lawd be fly since de day o' creashun, amen! Dog, t mahsef evun see de Lawd Jesus fly aroun in a vishun i dun had las yeer, yassuh i did.

Jesus dun take me up to the 7th heaven like he did Paul, yeah he did, uhuh. An dere i see things dat not be lawful fo me to speek, amen.

So Loopah he dun need to poll de stik outta his backside and get down wid me an de man RW. And Superwoman she was one super fly ho wat i got down wit in de day. i dated Linda Carter back when she wuz Superwoman. i got my hands on dem great big titties ah hers, ahah i did. An i gave her sweeeet love many times, oh yeah, sweet love like only a man o' God can.

Fogive me for tawkin like this roun ladeez like Kathy, but like dey say, aint no brag if you dun dun it and i dun Linda Carter, a many a time when she was in her costume. Oooooh, manyt times son i even dressed like Superman and she was Superwoman and we made Superlove in my love pad. My love tool dun made dat woman have a righteous glow, amen!

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