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Date Posted: 18:08:55 05/31/05 Tue
Author: SM77
Subject: I told you I wasn't Deep Throat

People have always accused me of being Deep Throat. Now that W. Mark Felt has admitted it, I am a free man.

Sure, I was close in on the whole Watergate thing as I was running the CIA back then, but, as I have always said in interviews, I only had access to foreign intelligence data and not dosmetic intelligence. Granted, I did tell the media that Nixon and Kissinger had secretly ordered the bombing of Cambodia, but that was necessary to prevent the war from spreading beyond Viet Nam and into Indochina.

Nixon retalliated and I was arrested and convicted of trumped up charges of stealing several hundred million dollars from a fake CIA bank I had set up. The time I spent in a country club prison allowed me to get my Ph.D.

Afer Jimmy Carter pardoned me in 1977, I started the real Drunks Bar in Las Vegas and it has since become famous.

I know the rest of you were also accused of being Deep Throat at one time or another due to the top government jobs you all held at the time. Now that the truth is out, what do each of you have to say?

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