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Date Posted: 11:58:28 10/08/03 Wed
Author: J. Croft
Subject: So, where do you think Rush Limbaugh will be in a few years: CONTEST!
In reply to: SM78 's message, "Dittos" on 13:36:05 10/07/03 Tue

And where's Rants n Raves anyway? I haven't waged a proper flame war in AGES and Steve the Goatfucker was so lame he jetted as soon as the Drunk's Bar A Team went to work.

Anyway, here's my breakdown of Rush's future... career:

-He loses his radio show as soon as they put him in cuffs. The sight of Fatboy in Prison Orange short circuits the mental programming of millions of dittoheads. He gets a couple years because Dubya is a hypocrite himself and wont come to the rescue of someone as fallen as Rush.

-Rush soon discovers the "pleasures" of jailhouse relationships and comes under the gentle protection of a few Aryans after getting passed around like a oversized prize trophy by a collection of Crips, Folks, and enraged recreational pot users.

-Rush is released on good behavior after agreeing to becoming the closet gay Warden's hoggette. Craving some Percocets and now needing cash for the AIDS coctail he has to down, Limbaugh attempts to sign up with the WWE as a color commentator at Wrestlemania XXII. Vince McMahon, in a rare display of good taste instead has Rush written in as "Rush Limbaugh: fallen conservative talk show host attempting to find redemption in the squared circle." Rush only survives because his daily asswhippings in prison have toughened him physically. He becomes the straw man, a punching bag for Triple H, the Undertaker, and Chris Jerico. A scandal soon forces Vince McMahon to "kill off" Rush's "character" when his AIDS comes to be public news.

-Cut off from his $50,000/year salary, Rush soon winds up in West Hollywood as a gimmick gay prostitute and spends his last days trading sex straight for crack. E! does a True Hollywood Story on the rise and fall of the man with "talent on loan from God".

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Wow! Great Storyline, Croft! -- SM78, 22:45:48 10/09/03 Thu