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Date Posted: 17:46:49 10/22/03 Wed
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: The poor, angry, boy-man Scott Tibbs
In reply to: ST 's message, "I address Sinner-Looper's post below. No further explanation needed." on 17:01:46 10/22/03 Wed

Scott, Scott, Scott: I will pray for you my dear boy. In fact, I will put shoe leather to my prayers and I will take tangible and loving Christian action. Please, Scott, come to The Looper Infirmary for Body and Mind as my guest. This will be free to you.

When you come, we will use the something with which you are wholly unacquainted to heal you, and here I am speaking of the power of the Holy Spirit. You see, Scott, I have now formed the thought, which though has been confirmed in my spirit by God, that you were never really saved. You said the words to the sinner's prayer, and yet they did not take hold. I say this because your conduct is so unlike that of Christ that anyone who didn't know you would assume that you were not a Christian.

Pardon me, but Sinner-Man has just now walked in the room and rudely peered over my shoulder at what I am writing. Of course, he is obviously high on some kind of dope, and yet he is the picture of elegance. He is wearing a maroon silk smoking jacket with a cream-colored ascot and a maroon fez adorns his head. Black silk pajama pants with matching slippers adorn his ensemble. He is a sexy beast if I do say so myself. Often, I must have him physically restrained at the PBTTLASMOAHAEPOTIAFOTRBWWHFWATACTR because he will often try to seduce the weaker sisters with his smooth ways. Once, on a bet with OPB, he had his way with Jan Crouch. He even took her wig as proof of the seduction and it rests on a foam head in one of the 68 bedrooms here in his desert mansion.

Anyway, Scott, Sinnerman has brought to my attention the lurid confession you made on Snottblog in which you acknowledge that you are as bad as Hitler:

But one thing is very clear: if most people were to observe the way I act, they would not think I am a Christian. I lose my temper, I use foul language, and I treat people poorly. I don't act in a Christ-like manner. I should be (and I am) ashamed of myself... Am I really as bad in God's eyes as John Geoghan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, etc.? Yes, I am. James 2:10-11 says; "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. For he that said, Do not commit adultery, said also, Do not kill. Now if thou commit no adultery, yet if thou kill, thou art become a transgressor of the law." Any sin is separation from God, and condemns one's soul.

Scott, you have this all wrong and are a Judaizer. When God looks at a Christian, he sees the blood of Jesus. The Christian is not under the law and you have utterly failed to comprehend the Pauline epistles in the regard and have also failed to reconcile Pauline teaching with the Book of James. You are a legalist Scott. That is your problem.

Scott, just to be on the safe side, I would like you to touch your computer screeen as a point of faith contact and say the sinner's prayer with me -- and anyone else out there who is reading this can also touch their screen and repeat these words along with me:

Dear Jesus, I confess that I have sinned. I confess that I have a great big ego and that I, Scott Tibbs, (or insert your name) am a big blowhard. Please forgive me of my sins and come into my life. Please deliver me from my anger, my foul language, and spending my life on the internet as a self-appointed authority who has made Jesus look really awful by my example as a so-called Christian. Please give me the grace to keep my big yap shut for even one minute. I accept you as my Lord and Savior Jesus. Thank you for coming into my heart and making me a new person. Amen.

There, Scott, don't you feel saved and cleansed? God no longer looks at you as he does Adolph Hitler. Instead, he sees your big beautiful bobblehead and loves you just as he made you, even if your head is much larger than normal. We can probably do something about it at the Looper Infirmary. I suspect that we just need to lance your head and drain it of the puss of hatred that fills it.

Call me, Scott. I care and so does Jesus.

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I want to accept Jesus -- Sinner-Man78, 18:23:52 10/22/03 Wed
I'm finished responding to this topic. -- ST, 20:58:27 10/22/03 Wed
- But you're not finished being a fascist. -- Queer, 02:05:47 10/23/03 Thu