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Date Posted: 18:23:52 10/22/03 Wed
Author: Sinner-Man78
Subject: I want to accept Jesus
In reply to: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper 's message, "The poor, angry, boy-man Scott Tibbs" on 17:46:49 10/22/03 Wed

We Drunks accepted Jesus en masse before -- remember that lost weekend? I think, as a sign and token of the revival at the DB, that we should all, in a show of support for Scott Tibbs, accept Jesus again. I will begin:

(Sinner's prayer is being said..............................
...........((lurid details)).....(((the time I made Jan Crouch wear a velour goat costume))).........(masturbation).....(making fun of Scott's head).....(other awful things, but nothing even close to Hitler as Scott admitted of himself)....and amen!)

There. I am now a Christian. I am a new person in Christ. Won't you all join in welcoming me into the Kingdom of God?
Scott, it is wonderful being saved. I invite you to be saved and to dedicate your life to Jesus. C'mon Scott! The Living Waters are fine: Jump in!

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  • I'm finished responding to this topic. -- ST, 20:58:27 10/22/03 Wed
  • But you're not finished being a fascist. -- Queer, 02:05:47 10/23/03 Thu

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