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Date Posted: 20:39:51 10/23/03 Thu
Author: Saved-Man78
Subject: A word, Brother Eric..
In reply to: Eric 2.0 's message, "Temptation is at every turn" on 19:59:12 10/23/03 Thu

I would not ruin the sinful, yet always forgiven, relationship you have with Delores. There will be many more Thursday night Bible studies at which you may want to hear her play biblical melodies on your skin flute. And besides, once the other men find out that she is sinful, they will encircle her like cardinals around a preschool and you will lose your outlet for sin. I would instead send her flowers and candies. I would strike up one of those very long, very quiet sinful relationships because God always forgives no matter what.

Just yesterday I was alone in the Sanctuary at the Looper Miracle Temple of Christ with Wanda, the church pianist. I said to her, "Wanda, do you know what looks better than roses on my piano?"

She said no.

I replied, "Tulips on my organ."

She blushed, and soon we were on top of Rev. Looper's desk with her on top. She rode me like a lioness while her magnificent breasts jiggled like heavenly Jell-O. She had a tremendous orgasm, a veritable flood of cleansing release. After some ten years of saying, "love waits," she finally said, "screw it." And she did. There is no way I am confessing anything except to my invisible Jesus. My God, Wanda's breasts are spectacular! The Creator surely meant for me to delight myself in them. Wanda, it turns out, also knows how to make a good martini and gives a great backrub. She is over tonight at my house. We are able to be alone as I gave Loop $500 and told him to go down to Vegas and preach on the streets. I know he will wind up at the tables with Billy Bennett, but at least he's out of the hair and won't fucking pontificate about my sin. God, what a windbag he can be when he thinks someone is sinnning. At least he is not a martinet like Snott Tubes who, btw, will never get an invite out here to my place.

Eric, snap out of it man! Don't fall into the trap of legalism that has ensnared Bro. Tibbs. Enjoy God's creation and luxuriate in the abundant forgiveness that is yours as a child of Christ Jesus.

Amen!

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