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Date Posted: 15:54:47 10/25/03 Sat
Author: SM78
Subject: Hugh..
In reply to: Hugh Danig 's message, "don't beat me up Mr. Sinnerman" on 11:56:36 10/25/03 Sat

You invited me to come to Louisville and fight you in a bar.
I said okay, name the time and place and I will come. What I did not tell you is that I am a professional cage wrestler and that all the people I have beaten, including the ten Marines, were beaten in a cage in a bar. I have also wrestled bears, women, and a giant Panda in cages. I have cage-wrestled on five continents and once I beat several men to death in a melee in Japan. Granted, they were all small men, but I did beat them to death as they swarmed me with sticks.

True, I was exagerrating. But I had to because you had pretended you were a Marine. I asked you for proof that you were a Marine and you grew strangely quiet and changed the subject. Well? Where did you serve?

Also, had you read my posts on RnR, you would know that I have screws holding my neck together. I had a bad accident and had to have spinal surgery a few years ago. But I can still beat you in a cage match with a chain saw! Imagine it:

"Bzzzz! Ooops! There's goes Hugh's head! Sorry dude."

BTW, is "adversion" is not a word. What does it mean?
And what am I accusing Bush of? Adversion? Your last two sentences sounded as if you had been drinking. Had you?

Am I a salesman? Yes. I sell sexual devices. I will be glad to send you, free of charge, a "King Kong" dildo that you can stick up your ass since you seem so utterly fascinated with things gay. Hey, better yet why don't I send you a doubleheader that you and Scott can share?

Okay, back to the cage wrestling: Make sure you take the dildo out before you get in the ring, okay Betty?

Man, you really were a moron to think I was serious in my kick-boxing post! It is funny how Cons can't spot a joke. I suspect this is because they are humorless. After all, there is nothing funny about Bush or YHWH, is there?

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