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Date Posted: 12:00:52 11/08/03 Sat
Author: SM78
Subject: The sadism of Christianity
In reply to: Sister Regina Dentata 's message, "<sarcasm>Now Kelli, you must remember that we are all the sinful slut-daughters of Eve...</sarcasm>" on 06:31:36 11/07/03 Fri

A quick look at Christian sex theory:

- You can't have free condoms or free birth control.

- You can't have abortions.

- Unwed mothers cannot have welfare for their bastard children.

- The poor should not be allowed to have children.

- Women harmed by a botched abortion will be allowed to die because they deserve it for having killed their unborn child: An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth saith YHWH.

- We will not pay to treat your AIDS ot STD's; it is your own fault that you contracted disease. Go fuck off and die in misery you pervert!

- Abstience is the only way for single people and gay people to live.

- Masturbation is evil.

- Sex is only for married couples. Sex should not be "lustful" but should only be loving. Anal sex is a crime before God. Even oral sex is highly dubious as it swallowing does not honor God and is a reflection of the husband's lust.

- Pornograhy is evil. Do not ever look at erotic images for, like a drug, they will consume and destroy you.

- Couples should take "sexual sabbiticals" in which they avoid sex and focus on God.

- Gays should be executed according to Old Testament law.

- Jesus will forgive any Christian's sexual sin. He will also forgive serial killers and child molesters. As long as you accept Jesus, all is forgiven. Sexual criminals who get saved can even become Christian celebrities, offer seminars to heal other saved sex deviants, and get rich. Even if they sin after being saved, as did John "Candy" Paulk, there is always wonderful forgiveness offered by the murder-resurrection cult of the blood. The blood covers everything. It is God's Visa for the believer whereby sins can be charged to the account of Jesus. However, frequent flyer miles are not offered in this program.

- The 50%+ Christian divorce rate and the adultery and child molestation in the Christian church can be blamed on the world, the internet, porn, and on the gay agenda to destroy the family. If we can outlaw all of these things, the church will become healthy once again.

- Gayness is a choice that can be cured. It is a choice just like being Christian or riding a bike.

- Young people who masturbate have one possible chance for escape. Looper Steel Wool Mittens, the one way to tame unruly, lustful flesh.

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