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Date Posted: 22:12:12 08/06/03 Wed
Author: Mr. Lyle Odimar
Subject: I am scared,,,, please help me Sister Dentata...
In reply to: `Rev. Mike SutCliffE 's message, "Pikkur PAce: How dahre you speek to a MAN OF GOD< like That!" on 22:01:59 08/06/03 Wed

Sister Dentata, my whole world has been turned topsy-turvy since all of these horrible mutants have moved into the Looper Trailer Rancho. I am scared and you are the only sensible person I know that I can turn to because you are a Nun. I remember meeting you at the Bingo night last month; you brought a lovelu potato salad and we all giggled like school girls when I found a lump of potato in the salad that looked just like Jesus. I preserved it in Lucite and now the local Mexicans pay me $5.00 each to worship it, but that is another story.

I am curled up in a fetal position and have been for days.
I drink Mylanta day and night. I am scared of Pikkur Pace's so-called "Bibul justis" and so I am asking you to help me embrace the Holy Roman Catholic Church that I might be enfolded into its bosom.

Sister, if you could just have several priests sent to my home I would be most indebted to you. They can stay here with me and I will take care of them -- especially if they are as lonely and scared as I.

We are all God's children and need it to be held, I mean we need to be held. Please help, for the love of Sweet Jesus and his fiery heart thingy, please help me.

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