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Date Posted: 16:18:28 08/08/03 Fri
Author: Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
Subject: Shrink? You must think I'm nuts!!!
In reply to: Sister Regina Dentata 's message, "But doesn't steroid use make your testicles shrink?" on 09:10:11 08/08/03 Fri

The testes of M-T-F transsexuals shrink when they take female hormones. But we real men who lift weights and lift souls find that steroids, when taken with Christofix Testical Enhancer, causes our testes to swell to elephantine propotions.

"Strap on a big set of balls!" is the advertising logo of Christofix brand Testicle Enhancer, which product is a white powder that one inhales after prayer. This powder makes you feel indestructible -- and it is all organic. No chemicals, animal parts, fluorocarbons, or cheese products are added.

Christofix Pharmaceuticals also makes other products including Dick Cheney's favorite "Easy Heart Sex Enema" which allows men with pacemakers to have an unusual sort of orgasm with no associated stress on their hearts. Some call it gay, but as Dick says, "Anal is easy lovin', mmmmmm."

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