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Date Posted: 09:05:10 01/31/03 Fri
Author: Jay Hovah
Subject: GWAR!
In reply to: Kathy 's message, "What music brings an immediate and visceral reaction from you?" on 07:17:19 01/31/03 Fri

www.Gwar.net

The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.

Gwar is:

Oderus Urungus - Singer
Beefcake the Mighty - Bass and Vocals
BalSac the Jaws of Death - Rythm Guitar
Flattus Maximus - Lead Guitar
Jizmak Da Gusha - Drums
Slymenstra Hymen - Vocals and Dancer
Sexicutioner - Bodyguard and Vocals
Sleazy P. Martini - GWAR's Manager and Vocals

That and almost anything by Beethoven.

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