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Date Posted: 22:04:05 07/19/01 Thu
Author: <font color="plumb">NKLS Cody</font>
Subject: Ya know, violentdeathimages.com is available for the taking
In reply to: SM78 's message, "Job Interviewing Tips" on 20:34:54 07/19/01 Thu

We all need to obtain extra jobs and chip in to buy up that nifty dot com!!! I plan to seek some type of employment using the following sure-fire method:

I enter the interview room with a Timothy McVeigh-like scowl on my face and announce that I am practicing for the title role in the upcoming TV movie, "McVeigh Man or Carrot???" After donning an orange jumpsuit, I launch into a surreal plot explaination that has my interviewer calling for security:

"The movie starts with me as an escaped Branch Davidian recounting how I was also at Ruby Ridge, to give the flick a Zelig twist. So I gets a tad pissed watching all of my fave people taking it up the arse and at the mercy of the ATF, so when the creators South Park unveil their wheelchair bound character, "Timmy!!!", I go even more berserk than usual and set out to destroy all of Hollywood in a bomb blast. Apparently I, as McVeigh think Trey Parker and Matt Stone are making fun of my curious speech pattern and my clapped out motorcycle."

I baracade the door so the security guards cannot enter the office as I wind up the story with the predictable conclusion: "I mistake Oklahoma City for the state of California and, as they say in the movie pitch business, the rest is history."

That's a good way to get hired, but as they say, 'the last one hired is the first one fired.'~~NKLS Cody

If you read a similar post from me about a month ago, congratulate yourself because you now have read it twice!!!

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