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Date Posted: 09:27:59 07/22/01 Sun
Author: Rev EDL
Subject: Re: Oh Lordy Lordy
In reply to: Rufus Altry 's message, "Re: Oh Lordy Lordy" on 07:52:13 07/22/01 Sun

Rufus: Can I get a cd of the near-finished work? Just send it regular mail. I want to hear the transition we discussed. I imagine it to be dark, holy, and scary. Sort of like the Catholic priest who fonddled me when I was a lad vacationing in Moosejaw. Eeeech! I went up to Moosejaw many years later with vengeance on my mind, but he had already died of trauma arising from a Louisville Slugger impinging his skull. Another victim had, "stepped up to the plate" as the police report said, "and batted an evil soul over the centerfield fence and right into the mitt of Almighty Jesus who was seated in the cheap seats with the souls of the dead."

Isn't that just like our precious Jesus in Heaven? He is seated with the dead souls of the poor and the Drunk in the cheap seats of Heaven to show them his love, and yet he is still ready with his mitt of justice to catch evil souls batted to him by the aggrieved of earth.

No doubt Jesus took the spent, flavorless gum from his mouth, placed it into the wicked, flat soul of this priest, and then wadded it up and threw it into the trash during his 7th inning visit to the Men's Room of Heaven where is was collected after the game by a Redeemed janitorial crew whose treasures accumulated upon earth were barely sufficient to get them into Heaven. Timothy Mc Veigh will be on such a crew. He did get saved; but just barely.

Unlike the USA with its wicked environmental laws, they do incinerate trash in the great judgment furnaces of Heaven where the smoke and screams of the damned fill YHWH's nostrils with the sweet, sweet smell of justice. Praise!

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