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Date Posted: 17:18:36 07/24/01 Tue
Author: J. Croft
Subject: Job Interviewing Tips
In reply to: SM78 's message, "Job Interviewing Tips" on 20:34:54 07/19/01 Thu

Pull out a pocketbook sized photoalbum. In it will be pictures of your gun collection and your extensive catalogue of silencer construction, bombmaking, and assasination books. Then tell him what a great neighborhood he has...

Dress up in old polyester suits and not bathe for a week. Come in and write everything like a five year old. Talk incessantly bout bak hom at de compownd wit wah kin fok. As you and your Interviewer get up to shake hands, excuse yourself as you scratch the uppermost part of your asscrack, not even attempting to hide your joyful relief, then sniff your fingers-and then offer the handshake.

Offer to join him down at the nearest sperm bank for some tag team "donating".

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