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Date Posted: July 29, 08:03:pm GMT-5
Author: Helli-BORING
Subject: Life is Ruff

IF A DOG WERE THE TEACHER
> YOU WOULD LEARN STUFF LIKE----
> WHEN LOVED ONES COME HOME, ALWAYS RUN TO GREET THEM.
> NEVER PASS UP THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO FOR A JOYRIDE.
> ALLOW THE EXPERIENCE OF FRESH AIR AND THE WIND IN YOUR FACE TO BE PURE
ECSTASY.
> WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST, PRACTICE OBEDIENCE.
> LET OTHERS KNOW WHEN THEY'VE INVADED YOUR TERRITORY.
> TAKE NAPS. STRETCH BEFORE RISING.
> RUN, ROMP, AND PLAY DAILY.
> THRIVE ON ATTENTION AND LET PEOPLE TOUCH YOU.
> AVOID BITING WHEN A SIMPLE GROWL WILL DO.
> ON WARM DAYS, STOP TO LIE ON YOUR BACK ON THE GRASS.
> ON HOT DAYS, DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND LIE UNDER A SHADY TREE.
> WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY, DANCE AROUND AND WAG YOUR ENTIRE BODY.
> NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU'RE SCOLDED, DON'T BUY INTO THE GUILT THING AND
POUT---- RUN RIGHT BACK AND MAKE FRIENDS.
> DELIGHT IN THE SIMPLE JOY OF A LONG WALK.
> EAT WITH GUSTO AND ENTHUSIASM. STOP WHEN YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH.
> BE LOYAL.
> NEVER PRETEND TO BE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT.
> IF WHAT YOU WANT LIES BURIED, DIG UNTIL YOU FIND IT.
> WHEN SOMEONE IS HAVING A BAD DAY, BE SILENT, SIT CLOSE BY AND NUZZLE THEM
GENTLY.
> AND FINALLY,
> NEVER TRUST ANYONE UNTIL YOU SNIFF THEIR BUTT.
>

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