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Date Posted: July 28, 04:24:pm GMT-5
Author: Heli-BORING
Subject: yodel

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Back in the olden days, a man was traveling through Switzerland.
Nightfall was rapidly approaching, and the man had nowhere to
sleep.

He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the
night. The farmer told him that it would be all right, and that he
could
sleeping the barn. The man went into the barn to bed down and the
farmer
went back into the house.

Well as the story goes, the farmer's daughter came down from upstairs
and asked her father, "Who was that man going into the barn?"

"That's some fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "He needed a

place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the
barn."

The daughter then asked, "Did you offer the man anything to eat?"

"Gee, no, I didn't," the farmer answered.

The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take him some food."

She went into the kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it

out to the barn. She was in the barn for an hour before returning to
the
house. When she came in, her clothes were all disheveled and
buttoned up wrong, and several strands of straw were tangled up in
her long blond hair. She immediately went up the stairs to her
bedroom
and went to sleep.

A little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked her husband why
their daughter went to bed so early.

"I don't know," said the farmer. I told a man that he could sleep in
the barn, and she took him some food and then went up to her room."

"Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the man anything to
drink?"

"Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer.

"Well then, I'm going to take something out there for him to drink."

The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went out to
the
barn. She was gone for over an hour. When she returned to the house,
her clothes were also messed up and she had straw twisted into her
blond hair. She went straight upstairs and into bed.

The next morning at sunrise, the traveler got up and continued on his
journey, waving to the farmer as he left the farm. A little later, the

daughter woke up and came rushing downstairs. She went straight to the

barn, only to find it empty. She ran back into the house.

"Where's the man from the barn?" she eagerly asked her father.

He answered, "He left several minutes ago."

"What?" she cried. "He left without saying goodbye? After all we had
together? After he made such passionate love to me last night?"

"What?" shouted her father. He ran out into the front yard looking for

the man, but by now the man was halfway up the side of the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with
my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands
next to his mouth, and yelled out, ILAIDTHEOLADEETOO!"

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