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Date Posted: August 14, 10:01:pm GMT-5
Author: Cat
Subject: dear wise sage Auntie...
In reply to: Angora 's message, "Aw..." on August 11, 09:37:pm GMT-5

ahhhh
don't I wish the wise Auntie was around all the time to prevent me from shouting at the wrong people?
"Can I shout at that guy, Auntie??!"
"No, Cat, you mustn't - he's meek and it might upset him..."
"Can I shout at THAT one then?"
"No, Cat, you'd better not... look, he even starts to cry when you look at him sharply..."
"Awww - That one then???"
"Well - yes, all right, Cat, fire away - and then let's go, right? I have to get up early tomorrow!"
*Cat shouts at guy and then happily snuggles into the passenger seat of the Auntie's car*
*the sobs of the shouted-at guy die away in the distance as the Auntie's car starts roaring up the highway*
*The Auntie passes the Cat a bottle of red wine and sings a soothing song to make sure the Cat won't shout at any more people that night*
the world could be a better and more peaceful place if the Cat had always an Auntie around...
=)
Cat

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