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Date Posted: 13:21:52 10/31/00 Tue
Author: GM Xane
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 145.44.66.47
Subject: Re: Kotoyata Buying Things
In reply to: Kotoyata 's message, "Re: Kotoyata Buying Things" on 22:52:09 10/30/00 Mon

"Greetings oh great and benevolent benefector!" the salesman, a mangy looking leopardman wearing a collection of poorly fitting, contrasting clothing, greets you enthousiastically.
"It's a fine day for a purchase, oh yes it certainly is! Look at my fine collection of mostly new items on display here for you, kind sir. See this vile? It contains an elixer that will make you irresistable to whoever you want after drinking from it. Or this horn? Blow it only once and it will scare away all harpies in a mile radius."
Kotoyota muses to himself that he hasn't seen any harpies around in a while, so perhaps the thing actually works... but then again, perhaps not.
"Or how about this fine purse for you good sir? Only briefly used by the previous owner," the salesman babbles on joyfully, "it will keep your money safe and sound and will deter you from making any rash, misplaced perchases. Or this lovely lamp? It was owned by duke Gernimaldan before he was killed at the battle of Fort Gundam last year. Made by elven craftsmen. The finest you'll ever see!"
He falls silent.
"Ah, but perhaps I am boring you with my tales, kind sir, perhaps you could give me a hint in which direction I might steer my thoughts to please you in your purchase?"

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