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Date Posted: 16:14:43 07/16/02 Tue
Author: Big Poppa Chump
Author Host/IP: cache-rl02.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.189.98
Subject: Me Lose??

*The scene opens at one of the many UWF concession stands. BPC is standing in line patiently when Michael Cole runs up to him out of breath.*

Cole:
BPC.....Finally.....found you.

BPC:
What do you want Cole?

Cole:
Did..you see..Shadows new promo.

BPC:
Not unless they've played it in the past five minutes...I just got here and all I want is a fucking cheeseburger but your ass has to come up to me with shit. SO tell me...what did he say.

Cole:
He said he beat you.

BPC:
Well techinally he did Cole.

Cole:
.....

BPC:
He beat me...but he didn't pin me. He couldn't pin me. He knows he CAN'T pin me. Thats why hes spewin this shit about him beating me. Any REAL wrestler knows that he didn't beat me, he just won. He won by a fucking technicality. Any other ref would have let us wrestle on. Shadow advanced because of a fucking chair...not because he's better than I am, because hes not. He knows that, or else he'd be asking ofr a fair rematch...but hes a little pussy bitch. Hes right up there on the vagina scale with Shadojoker. Notice its Shad O Joker...not shadjoker. Isn't there an IQ test required for this fed? If not there needs to be, but alas I digress.

Cole:
You what?

BPC:
Damn Cole...maybe you should have a IQ test too. Shadow's a bitch, he knows it...I know it, the fans know it. Its over.

COLE:
Well what about Total.

BPC:
Total? To me total is nothing but a piece of shit. He comes into MY ring and ruins my chances in the tournament. All with a little bitch ass chair shot to the pussy Shadow. What the fuck? I've never even talked to the guy and he fucks my world??? Well guess what, I'm gonna fuck his world. In the Musical Chairs of Death match, I'm gonna strap him to that chair, knock his punk ass out with that black chair. Then I'm gonna grab all the other chairs and hit him in the nuts with every single one of them. TOTAL, you fucked up, you fucked up real bad kid. Now I'm gonna show you how demented and sick I can be. I have a killer instinct (no not THE killer instinct) when I get in the ring, then if you piss me off on top of it your in deep shit. And TOTAL you're in deep shit!!

*BPC gets his cheeseburger, pushes Cole out of the way and walks off.*

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