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Date Posted: 15:35:20 07/24/02 Wed
Author: Big Poppa Chump
Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.96.169
Subject: Signing autographs for the kids...

*The scene opens up at a mall. BPC and Mostasteless are seen sitting behind a table in a comic book shop signing autographs. Next to them is Michael Cole, signing one autograph every hour.*

Cole:
Man this sucks.

MOS:
Shut up Cole.

Cole:
Your back for one week and you think you can tell me to shut up? Man whats this guy on BPC?

BPC:
Cole...

Cole:
Yeah buddy?

BPC:
Don't ever call me buddy again and you know as well as everyone else here that Mos would kick your ass.

Mos:
Believe that.

Cole:
Well since I'm not signing anything I guess I'll give you an interview.

BPC:
Do whatever you want Cole.

*A fat kid walks up to Mos.*

Fat Kid:
Hey will you sign my shirt.

Mos:
I don't know, the shirts too damn big.

*BPC looks at the promoter.*

BPC:
We are gonna take a break.

Promoter:
Uhhh ok.

Cole:
So Mos, how does it feel to be back with your tag partner BPC.

MOS:
Fuckin great. Were gonna tear this place up!!

*Some girl with big tit...I mean breasts walks up to Mos, and the two walk off together.*

Cole:
Ummm ok. BPC, How do you feel about the comments made by Matt Starr?

BPC:
I think its damn funny. He calls me a pissant, a deadbeat and said he can't stand to hear my voice. He sounds like a little high school girl breakin up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her. Oh and just for the record...I didn't feel shit when you were playing with your dolls, but you will. You must be a no talent pussy if you have to use voodoo to win. But I guess I won't have to worry about it. You see the House of Pain is the most destructive tag team ever. And we will prove it at Massacre. We're gonna win that match, and then the tag titles.

Cole:
Nice. What about Kopy Kat.

BPC:
Kopy Kat might as well just sit in his room and play his GameBoy Advance, it would hurt alot less than letting me and Mos kick his ass.

Cole:
Don't forget you have two other opponents as well.

BPC:
Fuck em. Fuck em all. I'll take them all out by myself. But when you pair me with Mos, We'll take everyone out, everyone in the damn fed, that includes Shadochoker and Poutlaw.

Cole:
You seem pissed.

BPC:
Not pissed, just focused on the goal at hand. I'm ready for anything, chairs, two by fours, trash cans, the reak of Shadow's bloddy pussy, anything.

Cole:
I see.

BPC:
This is over Cole...I gotta sign some more autographs.

*BPC goes back and sits down at the table where a 3 year old boy and his mom walk up,*

BPC:
Well how are you today ma'am, where would YOU like me to sign...

*The camera shuts off and so does the sound.*

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