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Date Posted: 18:15:06 07/02/02 Tue
Author: Tex Dakota
Author Host/IP: ool-435200f3.dyn.optonline.net / 67.82.0.243
Subject: A moment with Tex Dakota...

Camera shows up outside the greasy spoon. A pair of men come flying through the plate glass window of the establishment. After a brief brawl one of the men gets up and runs toward the camera. It's Tex Dakota. He runs to a beat up convertible in the parking lot. The camera man tries to follow.

Tex Dakota: Get in! Get in!

Tex jumps in the side into the driver's seat. The camera man falls into the back seat. The car peels out of the parking lot just as the sound of reving Harley engines can be heard.

Tex Dakota: Sorry about the rush there buddy. Hope I didn't break the camera. See I was just sharpening up my brawling skills. I tell ya, you can sure learn something in a road house you can't in the ring. Taht's why I'm gonna win this match with you, Jo. You see, you may be a heck of a wrestler, but you sure as heck haven't stood up against the beasts that they've got on our nation's highways. I respect that, but I've been wrestling my whole life, and I've been driving even longer. And in these years I've fought hundreds of fights and driven thousands of miles. And I picked up a little something in each and every state I've been through. My bio may say Missouri is my birthplace, but I am a child of the great forty-eight. (Camera man whispers something.) Yeah, I know there's fifty states, but when's the last time you heard of an event in Alaska. And until they build a bridge to Hawaii, I am NOT going there.

All of a sudden, the Harley engine seems closer as the camera man pans towards the source. An empty beer bottle flies towards the camera and SMASH. The video is out, but the audio is still going.

Tex Dakota: Looks like they're back for round 2. WOOHOO!!

The camera then fizzles, nothing can be heard, and only black can be seen.

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