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Jo: Hello America. This is Jo Lallo. That�s right. Jo, short for Joseph, not Josephine, so for all of those who would use my androgynous name as fodder for their little Promos, you can just forget it. While we are on the subject of names, though, lets talk about my opponent, Tex Dakota. That�s not a name; it�s a road trip. When are we gonna meet your cousin, Virginia Ohio? But I digress. Names are not your only problem. Lets just pull up your Bio on the wonderfully maintained website of this federation. First of all, you look an awful lot like Al Snow. Now there�s a road model. A loser who couldn�t make it as a real wrestler, so now he teaches wannabe losers. You may as well look like Barry Horowitz. Next, you�ve got the Alabama Wamma Jamma as your finisher. I can�t wait to hear the announcers screaming that in a heated, fast pace match. �Oh! He nails him with the Ramalamma Aunt Jamima, I mean the Half Banana Pajama Hammer, I mean the Motor City Shake down. I mean the Angel in the center fold! Aw screw it, the match ended two hours
ago.� Why not a nice simple name? Joslam. I am Jo, and I slam you. Boy that was hard. You could say it four times faster. What else have we got here? Devil went down to Georgia. Can�t complain, that is a fine song. The only problem with that is the fact that the last person who used that as a theme song was the Water Boy�s Momma. Then again, if it�s good enough for a big fat southern lady, it�s good enough for you. Lets see here, what else have we got. Kansas City, Missouri. You mention Seattle Washington. Clearly you are big on state names. Well, I�ve got some new locations for you to visit.

Jo: First, Gayville, South Dakota. I don�t know, just seems like you�d feel at home there. Next try Study Butte, TX. Sounds like a natural progression. Come from Gayville to Study Butte. You
might also enjoy Sac City, IA.� We got a Buttsville here in Jersey for you to enjoy. Butt after all those butts and sacks, you may end up in Blue Ball, PA, Ironically in driving distance of Intercourse, PA. With any luck after enough time in Intercourse, you will reach Climax, Michigan. Knowing you you�ll want to go through Gay, MI before you get to climax, but after that, you came take a nice short trip and go to Hell, MI. I�m running low on time, so, also give a visit to Humptulips, Gaysport, Eaglebutte,� Mud Butte� well I�ve got more, but it�s time to Quitman (GA), before I end up beating Dead Horse. (AK)

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