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Date Posted: 22:49:26 07/07/02 Sun
Author: Cervantez Cortez featuring Raheem
Author Host/IP: ool-435200f3.dyn.optonline.net / 67.82.0.243
Subject: Plan unfolds...

The scene opens up to see Cortez playing No Mercy.


Cortez: Damn! I don’t like to lose! Raheem, don’t you think you should be training for this tag match on Massacre?

Raheem just has an angry face on him.


Cortez: You should just at least chokeslam something as heavy as Joe so you can get the feel.

Raheem's anger is now growing.


Cortez: Whoa there big guy.

Raheem then slams his fist on the oak table and walks out the door. Cortez runs through the window and watches in amazement as Raheem proceeds to lift an old Volkswagen beetle and chokeslams it 12 feet into the ground.


Cortez: Holy Crap!

Cortez turns to the camera and smiles.


Cortez: Well Joe, now that you have seen the power of Raheem you should be very weary of where you go or what you do from now until Thursday.

One of the crewmen burst thru the door and hands Cortez a package.


Cortez: What the hell is this?

Crewman: Express mail from McDan Enterprises sir.

Cortez: McDan? I wonder how the rich, conglomerate, evil genius, whos only dream is world domination and infinite wealth is doing. Oh well.

Cortez reads the letter and starts laughing.


Cortez: Brilliant!

Cortez takes a tape out of the bag and heads toward the VCR.


Cortez: Wonder what it could be.

Cortez puts the tape in and presses play. The scene is Jo interviewing all of the people for bodyguard. He sees all of the Batman guys and the Predator. Cortez just starts laughing.


Cortez: Raheem! Stop destroying the town and come up here.

Just as Cortez stops yelling Raheem bursts thru the door.


Cortez: Wha? Oh well. Come here and look at this.

Raheem walks over to the tv and stares. His eyes are growing red with anger. Raheem then proceeds to put his fist through the tv. The phone rings.


Cortez: Talk to me. No Way! Are you sure? It is going to be a shocker I can tell you that. Yeah he is here. Hold on.

Cortez hands Raheem the phone and Raheem has a confused look on his face.


Person on the phone: What up big guy! Listen I got a plan and I think you are going to really like it.


Sounds like a good plan right? Hello? Breath real heavy if you like it.

Raheem growls and breathes heavily.


Person on phone: Good. Look I gotta go and take a shower. Bye!

Raheem slams the phone down.


Cortez: Hey Raheem!

Raheem turns around and sees Cortez holding a pillow with a big J and an O painted on it. Raheem grabs the pillow and sets it on fire. Cortez then turns to his cameraman.


Cortez: Well Joe. If you think a little midget can save you from this monster, you better guess again because this is just a little taste of what is going to happen to you and your little lacky Tex Dakota.

Cortez then grabs a crewman and nails him with the Spanish Inquisition. He and Raheem then walk out the door with the remaining conscience crewmen just as the cleaning lady comes in.


Cortez: Hey big guy!

Raheem turns angrily at Cortez.


Cortez: God Damn I’m Good!

The scene fades out....

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