Winning Friends & Influencing People� (The Himagaji sisters, Melissa Faith, Nicole Lee, Tymolin Stryker, Julius Stryker, Carmen Valentine, Jacob Stryker, Chad Runner, Christmas Joy, Skylar Thomas, & The OutLaw) Featuring: Trisha VanReardon & Alex Trebek??? -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Date Posted: 10:40:52 11/11/00 Sat
Author: Stacey Lynn Jordan
Subject: Winning Friends & Influencing People� (The Himagaji sisters, Melissa Faith, Nicole Lee, Tymolin Stryker, Julius Stryker, Carmen Valentine, Jacob Stryker, Chad Runner, Christmas Joy, Skylar Thomas, & The OutLaw) Featuring: Trisha VanReardon & Alex Trebek???

�Being all alone��

�The feeling of being alone isn�t a foreign concept to anyone of us� some just feel it more than others. Being social animals� we naturally tend to gravitate towards others. Then there are the outsiders� those who feel just as alone as the rest of us� but they punish themselves by purposefully remaining on the fringes of society. For those in self-imposed exile� loneliness was hated� loathed� despised� but for others it was comforting��

�Stacey had been alone for a long time� so long that that thought of being with someone was not even remotely appealing. In fact it was frightening. Stacey had driven away almost everyone that cared about her. Now her focus had turned to those who didn�t give a damn about her� and she�d make sure that they continued to feel that way��

ACT IV

Stacey�s hands began to sweat as Alex Trebek announced the remaining categories after two rounds of Jeopardy�

Alex: Welcome back� we are in the mist of a very close game at the moment. Our remaining categories are� B*tches With Brain Damage� Corrupt GWA Staff Members� Know Your Strykers� and Men I�d Like To Have Sex With.

Alex turns to the contestants�

Alex: These are our categories for the second round of Jeopardy. But before we start, lets meet today's contestants. Our first contestant is an extremely impressionable rookie professional wrestler and current Survival Wrestling Association Amazon Champion� her hobbies are helping people, worshiping Mei Himagaji, and remaining a 24-year-old virgin by all means necessary. Please welcome Stacey Jordan!

Wholesome� righteous� gullible. She was so bouncy and optimistic. She pumped her fist and the crowd cheered on queue as they always did, and she grinned from ear to ear as the crowd ate it up like candy. The crowd was fickle and they cheered her for now� but as soon as it no longer suited them� they would turn on her. Stacey despised her with a passion but then again� it was hard to hate someone so good looking� at least for very long. Alex looked over at contestant number two�

Alex: And our next contestant� she is addicted to pain killers and has no idea who her real friends are. Her hobbies are being abused and taken advantage of by doctors, being betrayed by her closest friends, and being assaulted by Carmen Valentine� she is a two time Survival Wrestling Association Amazon Champion... please welcome Stacey Jordan!

Stacey Lynn frowned as she looked at this second version of herself� she didn�t know whether to hate her or feel pity for her. The longer she looked at her� the easier the choice became. She as so timid and afraid� wanting to trust someone� but unable to find anyone worth a damn. Stacey shook her head� if she could have beaten this version of herself to death� she would have done it without hesitation. As Alex turned his attention to her, Stacey�s intense eyes focused on him�

Alex: And our last contestant� she is a sexually frustrated super b*tch from Palm Springs. Her hobbies are attacking her former friends to drive them away, fighting men, and having odd dreams where she meets different versions of herself� she is the current Gladiator Wrestling Association Maximus Champion. Please welcome Stacey Lynn Jordan!

Stacey frowned at her less than flattering introduction as she spoke up�

Stacey: I�M NOT SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!!!

The audience began to laugh along with Alex�

Alex: Whatever you say Ms. Jordan� it�s your story, tell it anyway you want!

Stacey frowned, but took a deep breath as she folded her arms�

Alex: All right� Stacey has control of the board. Let�s get this game underway�

Alex gestured towards the happy go lucky Stacey and she grinned broadly and pumped her fist for the crowd as Stacey Lynn rolled her eyes. Perky Stacey looked through the categories and finally settled on one�

Perky Stacey: Alright Alex� I�ll take �Know Your Strykers� for $600.

Alex: And the answer is� �This famous Stryker is known for lengthy orations on flaccid subject matter.�

Drugged Stacey rung in first as Perky Stacey seemed disappointed and Stacey Lynn seemed bored. The drugged version of herself looked around absently as Alex acknowledged her�

Alex: Stacey, you buzzed in first�

Drugged Stacey scratched her head as she looked around. She looked over at Perky Stacey as she pumped her fist to spark the crowd. Drugged Stacey looked over at Stacey Lynn as she rolled her eyes. Slowly, Drugged Stacey answered the question�

Drugged Stacey: Who is Julius Stryker?

The buzzer sounded, indicating an incorrect answer as Stacey Lynn groaned and shook her head�

Alex: I�m sorry� that�s incorrect. The answer goes back out to our remaining competitors�

Stacey Lynn chimed in and didn�t even wait for Alex to acknowledge her as she answered�

Stacey Lynn: Who is Tymolin Stryker?!

Alex: That is correct! Oh! And just for the record Stacey� Tymolin is married to Jacob Stryker� not Julius. Just incase there is any lingering confusion on the subject.

Stacey raised her eyebrow at Alex as she gave a sarcastic scowl�

Stacey Lynn: Gee! Thanks Alex! I�m sure that Jacob is really happy that the entire world knows that he was the one stupid enough to marry �Little Oral Annie!�

Alex adjusted his tie as he cleared his throat�

Alex: Now, Now� there no need for vulgarity Ms. Jordan. Now� you have control of the board.

Stacey Lynn looked at the subjects and finally settled on one�

Stacey Lynn: Alright Alex� give me �Corrupt GWA Staff Members� for $1000.

Alex: Very well� the answer is� �This staff member is best known for using a taco to achieve fame.�

Perky Stacey rings in first as she jumps up and down and pumps her fist with a big sh*t eating grin on her face. Stacey Lynn shakes her head as she rolls her eyes. Alex points at Perky Stacey. She smiles as she leans in close to the microphone�

Perky Stacey: Before I answer the question� I�d like to thank you and all my opponents in today�s game for the opportunity to compete in this�

Stacey Lynn slams her fist against the desk sending feedback shooting through the microphone, stopping Perky Stacey in mid sentence. Stacey Lynn leans over and stares at Perky Stacey�

Stacey Lynn: Is it too much to ask for you to shut the f*ck up and answer the damn question?

Alex: Now, now Ms. Jordan...

Stacey Lynn turns to Alex with a flash of anger and he quickly turns back to Perky Stacey�

Alex: Ahhh� on second thought� just answer the question.

Perky Stacey frowns as she answers the question�

Perky Stacey: All right then� �Who is Chad O. Runner?�

A surprised look crosses Perky Stacey�s face as the buzzer indicates a wrong answer. Stacey Lynn keys her answer button and Alex acknowledges her. Stacey Lynn looks down at the perky version of herself as she answers�

Stacey Lynn: Who is Christmas Joy?!

Stacey Lynn�s monitor lights up as $1,000 is added to her total. Perky Stacey looks at Alex and raises her hand�

Perky Stacey: Excuse me Alex� but isn�t Chad Runner the only taco freak in The GWA?

Stacey Lynn rolls her eyes as she looks down at Perky Stacey�

Stacey Lynn: It�s not that kinda taco honey� it�s the world famous flesh taco that I�m talking about!

Perky Stacey still seemed confused even as the rest of the crowd moaned and laughed out loud. Stacey Lynn cocked her eyebrow and shook her head�

Stacey Lynn: Look� I know you were shut in all your life, and being a 24-year-old virgin will do that to you, but believe me when I tell you this� Christmas Joy has but one talent� she keeps it between her legs, but she has no problem sharing it! It�s the one reason why she�s the Vice President of The GWA and it�s the only thing she�s ever going to be known for!

Alex cleared his throat again to get the attention of the contestants�

Alex: Ms. Jordan, you have control of the board.

Stacey Lynn looked at the subjects and made her choice�

Stacey Lynn: Alright Alex� give me �B*tches With Brain Damage� for $800.

Alex: Very well� the answer is� �This woman�s silence has been her hallmark since entering The GWA, but it was recently revealed to be the result of Brain Damage.�

Drugged Stacey rings in first as she falls on the buzzer by accident in her drunken stupor. She snaps out of it for a moment as she looks around startled and finally she settles down to provide the question to the answer�

Drugged Stacey: Ahhhh? I believe the question is� who is Melissa Faith?

The buzzer sounds, indicating an incorrect answer�

Alex: I�m sorry that answer is incorrect�

Stacey Lynn buzzes in promptly and gives her answer�

Stacey Lynn: Who is Mei Himagaji?

Alex: Right again Ms. Jordan! And you still have contro�

Perky Stacey waves as she interrupts Alex�

Perky Stacey: Wait a minute!! Wait a minute!! Mei Himagaji!!! Mei isn�t a mute! And she doesn�t have brain damage either!!

Alex starts to explain, but Stacey Lynn interrupts and answers instead�

Stacey Lynn: Mei Himagaji has been as dead silent as Melissa Faith ever was before! And there in lies the difference! Melissa was silent because she didn�t have anything intelligent to say! But Mei has been silent because I dropped her on her conniving little cranium and gave that stupid little hooker brain damage!

Perky Stacey, having a close relationship with Mei, looks sullen at the callousness of Stacey Lynn towards her hero. Stacey Lynn looks down at her and smiles�

Stacey Lynn: Don�t feel sorry for her� even though she�s as stupid as the day is long now� at least I found her a second job to fall back on after she done with me beating her ass black and blue! Now she can team up with Vince and Larry to teach people about the dangers of mixing dumpster rides and traffic intersections!

The crowd laughs as Perky Stacey, not looking so perky, pouts. Alex shakes his head as he points at Stacey Lynn�

Alex: Alright Ms. Jordan� the remaining question on the board is �Men I�d Like To Have Sex With.� This answer is worth $1,000 so listen up ladies�

Stacey Lynn looked from Alex to the other versions of herself as he read the answer�

Alex: The answer is� �This man secretly makes Stacey Lynn Jordan�s �Love Buttons� pop up like Mexican jumping beans� though she continues to deny it.�

Drugged Stacey rings in first, sounding sober for the first time tonight, as she answers without hesitation�

Drugged Stacey: SKYLAR THOMAS!!

The buzzer sounds as Alex speaks up�

Alex: I�m sorry� your answer must be in the form of a question.

Perky Stacey buzzes in quickly and answers even faster�

Perky Stacey: IT�S THE OUTLAW!! IT�S THE OUTLAW!!

Again the buzzer sounds as Alex shakes his head�

Alex: I�m sorry� once again� your answer must be in the form of a question! Stacey Lynn� that leaves you! Would you like to answer the question??

Stacey Lynn shook her head as she bent over the microphone�

Stacey Lynn: Alex� I think we should skip this question and move on to Final Jeopardy.

Alex laughed as he shook his head�

Alex: I don�t think so Ms Jordan! You see� we all want to hear the answer to this question� and I just happen to have the correct answer right here!!

Alex holds up the card to the crowd with a grin. Stacey Lynn points at Alex with a murderous look in her eye�

Stacey Lynn: ALEX!!! DON�T YOU DARE READ THAT CARD!!!

Alex looks over at Stacey and smirks as he wiggles his fingers in her direction mocking fear�

Alex: Ooooooh! Scary!!! The correct response is�

Stacey Lynn runs around the table and dives over the podium, tackling Alex in mid-sentence. Perky Stacey and Drugged Stacey ran around to help Alex as Stacey Lynn began choking Alex out and pounding his head violently against the floor. Perky Stacey and Drugged Stacey grabbed Stacey Lynn and tried to pull her off of him as his eyes bulged and crossed. Stacey Lynn shrugged the other two women off as she continued the violent assault against the television host. Behind her, Perky Stacey picked up the fallen cue card dropped by Alex and read it to herself. Her eyes grew large as she showed the card to the drugged out version of herself. She jumped to her feet and as she screamed�

Drugged Stacey: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE MAN THAT GET�S STACEY�S JUICES FLOWING IS NONE OTHER THAN�

Stacey turned to them and screamed as they both shouted out the answer in unison�

ACT V

6:04 AM, 11 Nov, 2000
Stacey Lynn Jordan�s Apartment, New York City, New York

Stacey sat up ramrod straight in bed as sweat drenched her forehead and her chest heaved. Stacey looked around� relieved that she was not really a contestant and Jeopardy and more so that her private and most intimate thoughts had not been revealed to the entire world. Stacey settled back and shook her head as she laid back down in her empty bed� a bed that seemed even emptier now that she was laying in it. Stacey put the thoughts of her personal life aside� all that could wait. It was back to business� and the business at hand was dealing Melissa Faith and the Himagaji sisters on Insurrection in a match devised for the sole purpose of ensuring that Stacey took a royal beating for laying a vicious beating on both Christmas Joy and Mei Himagaji. Stacey smiled as she imagined what people thought of her actions and what they now thought of her� her smile broadened as she realized she didn�t care. For the first time in a long time� Stacey didn�t care about what others thought of her. Insurrection was right around the corner and she would be put into a match devised with the sole purpose of the top female athletes in The GWA� giving her a royal and completely legal beating for her actions. First up would be Melissa Faith� a woman who had returned to The GWA with a vengeance after a brief and uneventful first run that ended in her dismissal and Vixxxen becoming The Valkyrie Champion. Faith had laid down the law after attacking Porci� Raventhorne and she had made it clear that she was back for real this time� but she wasn�t alone� she had brought Nicole Lee back with her� a woman that Cat apparently knew of� but Stacey had the faintest clue about. But regardless� it was apparent that Lee was her ringer� just as she had been Trace VanReardon�s �Ace in the hole.� Stacey had no time to worry about either of those two� worry led to self-doubt� and doubt would be her downfall. Stacey knew that she was better than Faith� Faith knew that Stacey was better than she was as well� but she�d cling to the hope that Lee would bail her out. Lee might have been big� Lee might have been mean� but compared to Stacey� Lee wasn�t even close to being bad. Stacey had been vicious last Insurrection� but she was merely warming up� Faith wasn�t an opponent� she was a sacrificial lamb that Joy hoped Stacey would tire herself out on. Stacey would take her time with Faith� enjoy the moment� show her what �playing for real� was all about. It was better to be pissed off than pissed on� and Stacey was severely pissed off� and by the end of the night� Melissa Faith was going to be wishing that she had been merely pissed on! But the night wouldn�t be over� because the best was yet to come� the Himagaji sisters would come at her next. First Mei� the woman that had betrayed Stacey�s faith and set her on the path she now followed with so much glee. Perhaps Stacey owed Mei thanks instead of scorn for forcing her to see the light� but Stacey preferred dropping her repeatedly on her head to thanking her. Out of all the people in The GWA� no one infuriated Stacey more than Mei� even her sister Mai. Mai had did what she did to Stacey for honor�s sake and Stacey understood that� she couldn�t forgive it� but she could understand it. But Mei was different� her guise was as a friend� and on some deep level it registered� but Stacey found it difficult to relate to. Mei was not to be trusted� Stacey had trusted her once� and Mei had stabbed her squarely in the back. Now Mei seemed to pop up where ever Stacey was� and with her were The First Ladies� as always� but with them all came Carmen Valentine. Regardless of what anyone said� Carmen was as much a part of them as Tymolin or Lita. Carmen had made Stacey her personal whipping post� but she could never do it in the ring� so she did it from behind� at ringside, in parking lots, even at her own home. Stacey hated Carmen more than anyone else� but Carmen and Mei were like peas in a pod and until she believed otherwise� she�d hate Mei with that same fire and intensity. Every time she attacked Mei and injured her� that small nagging piece of her mind that remembered Mei as a friend grew even more and more silent. Stacey had lessened the voice when she spiked Mei into the steel chair two weeks past� and the voice had all but died out when she tossed her battered body threw a plate glass window, then sent her down into traffic on a dumpster ride that could have killed her. There was no chance in hell that Mei would continue to look at Stacey as a friend now� Mei would hate Stacey like Stacey hated Carmen� and there would be no chance in hell that she would ever be the same person she was in The SWA� ever again! But now there was a new wrinkle in the works� there was Mei�s sister Mai� and she was not one who too Stacey�s brutal attack on Mei lightly� so much the better. It would have been easy for Stacey to hate Mai like she hated Carmen� and the way she wanted to despise Mei� but instead of hate� she felt pity for her. Mai had made a big production of beating down Stacey one week ago� but she had made a fatal mistake in turning tail and running off. She had said she wasn�t a coward� but the fact remained she couldn�t face a fresh Stacey Jordan� and after this coming Insurrection that fact would bare out once more. Joy thought so highly of Mai that she saw necessary to soften Stacey up for her� but Joy had merely illustrated the point. Mai wasn�t in Stacey�s league. Mai was a good talker� Mai was good for beating up opponents that were already brutalized. She couldn�t stand and face Jordan one on one� but come hell or high water she would on Insurrection. Stacey would decapitate Melissa Faith without a second thought to get to Mei. Stacey would send Mei on a garbage can ride off the Empire State Building and laugh as Mei screamed all the way down to get at Mai. This match wasn�t about what Stacey had done� and would do to Mei yet again� this was about who was the top b*tch in The GWA. Mai could get it done outside the ring when someone had their back turned� but inside the squared circle was different� and she�d find out how different in good time. Mai�s days were numbered� and then she�d see what being a super b*tch was all about! But Melissa, Mei, and even Mai wouldn�t be the only ones on the menu on Insurrection� Christmas Joy was going to be served up one more time! The Vice President had flexed her muscles twice and found herself wanting more after Stacey and took hostilities to the next level. Apparently she didn�t learn quickly� undoubtedly she was a real blonde� no dye needed. But hospitalization would cure her� and Stacey was gonna make sure she got all the help she needed�

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