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[ The scene takes place in a local mall. A young man wearing a Dark Tiger Rulz T-Shirt is leaving the mall when a silver and black two toned corvette limousine comes to a tire squealing stop in front of him. The rear door of the limousine opens up and snatches the young man inside and the limo roars off out of the parking lot. The young man is scared and confused as he looks up in the face of Sonny Maivia DeVine, who is wearing a dark suit and dark glasses looking like an evil Regis from 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'. Laying across his lap is a sledgehammer with a silver handle and a shine black head and HAMMERING TIME printed in black letters on the handle. The fan knows something about this is not going to be good. ]

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Hello...Dark Tiger fan. Did you know that when you went shopping with that ridiculous shirt on that you were in violation of the law?

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Oh yes! The law that says...DON'T EVER OFFEND THE EYES OF THE SUPERSTAR!!!! hahahahahaha! You see, my day was going well. I woke up after banging some bimbo, had a nice breakfast. My manager and attorney called and told me that he had made a merchandising deal that would put another cool 2 million in my account. The day was great and dandy. Then I see on TV the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I saw that sorry, coward and sack of sh*t, and your hero, Dark Tiger, on TV just trying to talk like he is a tough guy. Calling me a loser and how he is going to Dark Drive me. hahahahahaha...he couldn't even drive a tricycle if his life depended on it...which it does. His and his little family. Kristine, Jack Otis and all his little fans....[ An evil smile crosses Sonny's face ]...like you. So I said to myself. I said that I need to feel better so I decided to go shopping and what happens...I see you and this stupid shirt. Well, know I must do something to make myself feel much better and to send a little message to your HERO, Dark Tiger. Tell me something kid? Did you see the new toys that The Institution used at Insurrection?

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Very Good. A Dark Tiger fan that isn't a nut and an idiot. Yes, the sledgehammers. It was hammering time that night. The sounds of the Mafia smashing Watts and McDowell with those hammers and then Bock, Cage, Shard, and Thomas. Guess who's next?

Sonny Maivia DeVine: ummmm....actually, no. Actually the next victim is....[ The limousine comes to a stop and Natalia opens the door and snatches the fan out. They are on a deserted stretch of road in the outskirts of the city. There is only a casket sitting there. Natalia grabs hold to the fan real tight as Sonny Maivia DeVine gets out carrying the sledgehammer. He looks at the fan, Natalia and then the ground and withour warning he swigns the hammer and hits the fan in the stomach. Natalia lets the fan drop to the ground as DeVine stands over him. ] You are the next victim.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Why? Why? WHY!!! Because....I...DAMN...CAN! You see I have this need to hurt people...me and the boys have this need to hurt people beyond winning matches, beyond the victories...we just want to cause pain and agony. Natalia, box this clown please.

[ Natalia drags the fan to the casket and tosses him in. Sonny and she looks down into the casket and smile as they close it shut. ]

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Dark Tiger, you called me a loser. Well, let me tell you something I am a sensitive man and when my feelings get hurt I have to do something about it. So, I am going to bang this casket with your fan in it. Then you know what I'm gonna do? On the way to Insurrection, everytime I see a Dark Tiger fan...I'm going to beat them up, hurt them and make them cry. Hell, I may go to Boston before Insurrection and visit your family. Then at Insurrection. You and I, Dark Tiger. I am going to hurt you so bad that Jack Otis won't remember your name and your momma will forget your face. [ DeVine swings the sledgehammer that smashes into the pine coffin. The fan inside screams and DeVine swings again and the fan cries out. DeVine swings again and there is a sickening thud and the hammer comes up with blood on it. ] Folks, I believe we have a winner. That has got to hurt. Dark Tiger, you don't know who the hell I am so don't do one of your retarded promos and think that you scare me because all you do is annoy me and in the meanwhile your family, friends and fans will be the ones to suffer. You have to ask yourself this, Dark Tiger. Sonny Maivia DeVine never rolls without the Institution. Without Shawn G, The Mafia and Apocolypse. So if The Superstar is here, where are they? Could they be in Boston? Could they be where Dark Tiger's family and friends are? Could they be ready and waiting to attack on a signal from...Me? [ Sonny pulls out a cellphone and dials a number. ] Are you guys in place? Yeah...Good. Is everything set? Outstanding...did you see everything and everyone? Really? You got in? Cool. Is it Time? Naw, not right now. Soon, but not right now. I'll holla at ya when It's time. Natalia and I are on the way to the airport. Peace.[ DeVine hangs up the cellphone ] Dark Tiger, I got my eyes on you and at Insurrection...just like this fan of yours found out....It's HAMMERING TIME!!!![ Sonny Maivia DeVine swings the sledgehammer again and smashes it into the casket again. There are several moans and groans and Maivia DeVine continues to hammer the casket as the scene fades and as the screen goes dark the following words appear on the screen. ]