Getting It Together For Insurrection� (The Institution, Stephanie Connor, and The Samoan Mafia) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Date Posted: 23:46:55 10/15/00 Sun
Author: Violent Femmes
Subject: Getting It Together For Insurrection� (The Institution, Stephanie Connor, and The Samoan Mafia)

11:20 PM� 15 October, 2000
The Hyatt Hotel "Honeymoon Suite", Seattle Washington

Vixxxen and Pussy Galore both laid down on opposite sides of the bed as they watched The GWA promos pass by. Neither woman looked at the other or even said a word. There had been lots of tension between them since the interview by Howard Plather. Both women sat up and watched as The Samoan Mafia�s promo ran. Pussy Galore raised her eyebrow as Shawn G. began speaking about the upcoming matches for The Institution�

Pussy Galore: Shawn G.? What in the bloody hell kind of a name is that?

Vixxxen smirked�

Vixxxen: It�s better than Pussy Galore! That�s for damn sure!

Pussy Galore turned to Vixxxen with a vicious look in her eye�

Pussy Galore: Look here you bloody fake plastic b*tch! If you have a problem with me� we can settle it right here and now! We don�t have to wait until I get to take that title from around your waist in legal match!

Vixxxen looked angry, but soon cooler heads prevailed as she raised her hands in surrender�

Vixxxen: All right� all right! I�m going to call a truce here. You and I both have something more important to think about right now and that�s handing those two idiots their asses on Insurrection! Now� you and I can continue to fight and play right into Stephanie Connor�s hands� or we can unite and show this federation exactly who it is that they are dealing with. Are you with me� or are you going to let that �Electrically Powered Bimbo� break us up?

Pussy Galore looks away for a moment as she contemplates an answer, slowly she looks back up at Vixxxen and a smile touches her ruby red lips. Pussy rolls over until she ends up on top of Vixxxen. She crawls over Vixxxen�s body like a leather-clad feline�

Pussy Galore: I knew that you�d come to your senses sooner or later�

Vixxxen grinned as she kissed Pussy. Then pushed her off of her�

Vixxxen: Okay! Now get the hell off me! I can�t see what �The Wonder Boy� is doing!

Pussy laughed as she looked at the screen�

Pussy Galore: There�s no bloody reason to see what that retard is doing! Just look at that bloke� he�s sweeter than sugarcoated chocolate bar! It�s a �Wonder� that he�s even allowed to be within 25 feet of the men�s locker room!

Vixxxen laughed�

Vixxxen: All the same� he�ll need to be dealt with at the match. No doubt that he�ll not take to kindly to us beating the sh*t out of his two fat ass pieces of lard in the center of the ring! I doubt their frail male egos could handle losing to two women� let alone two magnificent specimens such as us!

Pussy shook her head and watched as Saiki Taphu and Kenjiki Samu ran off at the mouth about domestic violence, tearing off body parts, and pissing down open orifices�

Pussy Galore: Is this really meant to scare us? I mean come on! Who have they beaten? What have they done?

Vixxxen turns to Pussy and shrugs�

Vixxxen: Well� they did help Bock and Cage defeat Chris Damm for the Legion Tag Team Titles.

Pussy rolled her eyes and mocked being afraid�

Pussy Galore: Whoooooo! They helped to losers win a handicap match over an even bigger loser! Now I�m impressed! Maybe for a bloody encore they can both double team a pitcher of Slim Fast and lose a couple of tons between them!

Vixxxen scolds Pussy mockingly�

Vixxxen: Now, now! Didn�t your mother teach you that it was rude to make fun of the physically challenged!

A look of puzzlement crosses Pussy�s face�

Pussy Galore: They�re a couple of big fat ass porkers! But they aren�t handicapped!

Vixxxen grinned as she looked over at Pussy�

Vixxxen: Well� they aren�t right now� but they will be my dear� they will be! You see� they have made the single most amateurish mistake in the sport� they have underestimated us. They are bigger� so we are faster�.

Pussy Galore raised an eyebrow�

Pussy Galore: No� they are FAT! They are DISGUSTINGLY FAT!!

Vixxxen shrugs�

Vixxxen: Okay� they�re fat asses! But along with being faster� we�re smarter and everyone knows it� even them and their butt-hole surfing cheerleader knows it! So here�s the plan�we cut off the head� then we kill the body!

Pussy smiles as she stares at Vixxxen�

Pussy Galore: Oh� I think I like it already! This is going to be delicious!

The scene fades�

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