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Date Posted: 09:22:48 10/16/00 Mon
Author: Essex/Cutter
Subject: Goliath, Torture,Hayle,Rayne, State of the tag-division, and of course our opponents for Insurrection....Violent Femmes mention to..I think that's everybody

{Our scene opens up on the interior of The Egg Dome Jason Essex and Cutter posing for promotional photos for this Wednesday’s Insurrection. Both men are dressed in their wrestling clothes Jason in his black and silver dragon patterned robe and Cutter in ripped jeans and a black t-shirt that reads “Cutter 4:69”}








{Both men are talking amicably in fluent Japanese with the various photographers and other assorted press folks. Soon the sinister figure of Bill Apter from WOW magazine makes his way to the front. Essex and Cutter glance to the side looking for means of escape seeing none our hapless heroes turn and face their foe. Apter as he is prone to do starts asking questions before saying hello.}

Apter: Cane said that the only reason you two are the top team in the GWA is because the fed feeds you losers. How do you two respond to that?

Cutter: That ninny is just mad because I called him a rookie to me he is. I don’t bloody care if he likes tables, fire, chairs or goats he wants to say he can beat us fine but that wanker better show more than he has so far.

Essex: If it’s true Cane that the GWA feeds us losers well punk that really isn’t saying a lot for you now is it? Now remember Cane you said it not I. This time I think the fed may have went too far in putting two guys that wanna kill each other in the ring with two that don’t give a rat’s ass about their opponents well being. To be blunt you two don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell to beat us. The only reason we don’t have the belts is simple..we haven’t decided to go after them yet.

Apter: Also Rayne has made some noise about getting revenge for you two damn near taking his head off last week he also mentioned a few surprises

Cutter: It just goes to show you that some bloody people never learn. Three times we have left Rayne a bloody mess looking up at the lights. We put his brother on the shelf I just have to ask when in the hell will this idiot smarten up and avoid us? Heavy Artillery they finally learned after we humiliated them a few times Rayne you and your little brother will be no different. Remember Rayne I’ve proven we can get to anybody at anytime we wish ask Daher and Cage.

Essex: It must be hard for a human being to be so damn stupid but men like Rayne, Hayle, Goliath and this Tony Torture guy all make being imbeciles look so damn easy. I’ll be honest with you idiots if any of you believe you have a chance The Kindred have open contracts so go up to Fury and sigh on that old dotted line we’ll be happy to raise the GWA’s insurance premiums yet again.
{The photo shoot comes to an end and Essex and Cutter head off to the back. After about half an hour they are heading out the door when Apter catches up to them yet again}

Apter: Hold on guys I have a few more questions for you both.

{The guys groan but since their women have the rental car they are trapped in the journalistic clutches of the merciless bald man}

Essex: Ok Bill fire away.

Apter: You mentioned the new team of Goliath and Tommy Torture what are your thoughts on them?

Cutter: The first thought that comes to mind is…what the f*ck kind of name is Tommy Torture? I mean damn this bloke sounds like his name came from those old Garbage pail Kids cards. We aren’t upset one bit that they attacked us that is how the game is played but if Goliath is stupid enough to believe he could take both of us one on one I’d love to see him try.

Essex: Damn right on that. But like I said earlier all you have to do is step up to the plate and we will show you the reason we’re the best damn team in this federation.

Apter: Speaking of the tag division what are your thoughts on its current state?

{Both men exchange solemn looks before Essex slowly answers picking his words carefully}

Essex: It’s good it just needs a couple more experienced teams…..

{Cutter cuts him off before he can say anymore}

Cutter: Stop sugar coating it damnit!! The tag division is bloody pathetic! Other than HA and Rayne and Hayle who else is there? The so-called Samoan Mafia? They need seasoning and a good weight loss program. The Violent Femmes…I know better than to piss off women so I’ll skip them. The belts are called tag-team titles for a reason that being because teams hold it and defend them but I’ve heard rumblings that many believe the federation devalued the belts by letting Damm defend them plus Bock and Cage have no business being the champs either. We want the belts so we can restore some prestige and honor to them and if any of you other so-called teams don’t like what I’m saying you know where to find me.

Apter: You left out Goliath and Torture in your rant Cutter:

Cutter: That’s because until they show people what they can do as a team they are just two big guys with even bigger mouths. It’s ok to talk trash and say how good you are if you can back it up time and time again The Kindred have done just that.
Essex: If those two want to make a name for themselves by taking on the best let them come. They stand the same chance as anybody else in this federation a small chance I assure you but it’s better than nothing.

Apter: A few weeks ago Vixxen and umm…Miss Galore got involved in your match by hitting Rayne so he couldn’t save his brother do you two have any ideas why?

{Both men just shrug as Cutter answers}

Cutter: Them being there puzzled us as well at first I thought our opponents brought them out as back up but as usual I was bloody wrong.

Essex: Maybe they want in The Kindred?

Apter: If that were the case would you consider letting them join?

Essex: They are very talented wrestlers I’d see no reason that we couldn’t do business.

Cutter: Me either we are always looking for more talent and we do have our eyes on a few prospects.

Apter: Can you tell me any names?

{Before either can answer a car pulls up to the curb and the lovely Chanel and Kenzie step out}







Chanel: You two ready to go catch some dinner?

Kenzie: Yeah you guys need to stop yapping and get it in gear.

{The guys exchange glances and both give mock salutes}

Essex: Well Bill we hate to leave you hanging but our bosses have spoken.

{ They all pile in the car and speed off as the scene fades}

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