Shawn G: I say old bean. It seems that once again we are on the hunt for the illusive Barry Odessey.
I wonder where the nefarious cad can be and why is he hiding?

Sonny Maivia DeVine:It's elementary my dear boy.[ Begins tearing off the Sherlock Holmes costume. ] Barry Odessey is a walking talking chicken hearted coward who is afraid of the ass kicking he is going to get from Sonny Maivia DeVine. I have beaten him before and I will beat him again and again. After I kicked his as the last time and he ran home to lick his wounds, Barry Odessey returned and declared that you can take the fight out of the dog. Well, I beat the fight out of the dog and now I am going to skin the dog and make a pair of cheap ass shoes with his hide and use the rest of him to fertilize my lawn. Barry Odessey, you can run and you can hide and you can do all the cowardly things that a big coward like you will do but understand this. After I beat you I am through with you. There is nothing in beating you all over the damn place and you not even being man enough to show up and even answer me when I call you a yellow dog and a chicken. You are just a big wuss and a waste of my time. So here I am in London, England and for all I know you are still in America hiding under a bed and crying like a big baby. I call you out and all you can do is keep your mouth shut. Okay, fine, I will just say this. Your ass is whipped at Insurrection this Wednesday and there isn't a damn thing you can do about?

Shawn G:So what do we do with all this extra promo time, if you aren't going to talk about Barry Odessey anymore?

Sonny Maivia DeVine:I am going to talk about the fact that before the year 2000 is over...Sonny Maivia DeVine will be the Gladiator Champion here in The GWA. I have met the challenges of many idiots here in the GWA and let's face it...it's time for Sonny Maivia DeVine to have his shot and snatch the Gladiator title from around the waist of Chris Damm. Maybe Chris Damm has more guts than Barry Odessey...or whoever has the Gladiator title by the time I get my shot at it. But I will show the Gladiator Champion all the respect he deserves and when I'm kicking his ass and winning the Gladiator title, I will do it respectfully. Back to Odessey for just a second or two..dozen. Whenever you crawl out from under the bed and arrive here in London, England. Get ready to go One on One with the Super One! Get ready to face your future and the end of your career. I am going to send you packing out of the GWA and you will be just a bad memory. A minor blip on the radar screen of professional wrestling. An insigficant insigficance. I really hope you bring your sorry butt to Brittania...but if you are too scared to bring your ass..well, I guess I will be declared the winner you sack of hog slop and you will be called..forever and ever...a LOSER!!! Chris Damm, I'm coming for you and the Gladiator title. Shine it up!...Ol' boy!

[ Sonny Maivia DeVine and Shawn G look into the camera and flash cokcy smiles as the scene fades. ]

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