Broken Bones and Teeth by The Somoan Mafia (The Kindred, Fission and anyone else in the tag team division) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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[ The scene opens in London, England in the Wimbledon Grande Hotel where members of The New Institution are staying. The Wimbledon is one of the most elegant hotel's in London. The Somoan Mafia and Shawn G are sitting in the restaurant of the Wimbledon when an english wrestling journalist by the name of Sir Harry Bentley approaches their table. He asks to speak with the tag team and is granted an impromptu interview. ]

Sir Harry: Thank you for allowing me to interview you. Welcome to London, England. I will begin by asking you to address the words of The Kindred who have basically stated that they were defending the honor of women and that if you two chaps want a match then sign the contract.

Saiki: Damn defending women. Those broads signed the damn contract. Commissioner Conner said that we should treat those bimbos like any other team and we did. The Kindred just decided it was a good damn day to die. Yeah, I have heard what Rayne and his partner have had to say and all that mess but there is something you two freaks of nature better not forget. WE ARE THE SOMOAN MAFIA. We invented pain and agony. We are the princes of broken bones and battered bodies. You fools just decided that you wanted to stick your nose in business that doesn't concern you or maybe it was because you two are just too damn scared of the Mafia and figured that a sneak attack like that would put us out of commission. Well, you were wrong. It's just pissed us the hell off and when we get pissed...we get even. But if your mouth is as good as your word then we want your asses in London, England. Hell, we will beat the hell out of Fission and we will wrestle you two goons as well. You boys want to be the p*ssy boys for the Violent Femmes, well so be it. The Mafia is gonna breaak you guys up and into little bitty pieces.

Kenjiki: Hey! Kindred! You guys have been playing Vampire: The Masquerade way too long. Well, why don't you two boys consider us 'The Giovanni'. We are ruthless, dangerous and will do anything...and I mean ANYTHING to get what we want. We had those broads beaten like the rabid, skank, whore, bitches that they are and you two wannabe pimps come running in and getting in the damn way. We will finsih the Femmes but we have some business to settle with you two. We didn't just jump off the banana boat. We are men that are known for doing what the hell we want to do when we wnat to do it and if people don't like it...we'll...f*ck them all! So we have called it out and we have shouted it out. Bring your ass at Insurrection and let's see what you punk, gothic geeks have to offer the deadliest tag team in the GWA.

Saiki:Hey Fission. Boy, you done really put your ass in a situation because you are facing the two of us and we are men who like to hurt people and cause lots of pain and suffering. So here in London we are going to hurt you and don't take it personal...just deal with it. Your silence says it all...you are scared...and you should be.

Shawn G: Well, well, well! It's like this, Sir Harry. The Somoan Mafia are destined to become the next GWA tag team champions. So all you teams in the tag team division..check out the Mafia because they will be sporting gold around their waists and they will be the measuring stick of all the tag teams in the GWA. So if you want some. If you are big and bad enough to get some. Well, you better be big and bad enough to take some because the Somoan Mafia eat lightning and crap thunder. They are the most brutal tag team in the GWA and the world is about to find out just how brutal. Now Sir Harry, we are trying to eat some of this nasty english food. How about getting lost!