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Date Posted: 07:42:17 10/12/00 Thu
Author: " Ravishing" Jason Essex/ Cutter
Subject: Another one bites the dust....And two to be cut up like sushi( Goliath,Dave,Cane..I think that covers it}{Fixed version..damnit}}

{Our scene opens on The Kindred’s locker room directly after Insurrection. Essex and Cutter are just getting their stuff together and heading out as Ross Bobby rushes in followed by a camera crew. Essex and Cutter look at each other with pained looks and plop down on a bench and not too eagerly await the barrage of questions}

Bobby: Essex how do you feel about being put through that table?




Essex: Kind of refreshed actually. Goliath hits like a bitch if anything I’m glad to see he has some balls even if he’s not too damn bright. I still can’t believe he started trying to come up with excuses before he lost the match.

{Cutter pops up from the bench like he was spring loaded and starts to pace about the locker room as if trying to wear the sneakers he’s wearing off. After a few moments he turns to Ross and with a crazed gleam starts to rant}


Cutter: Bloody hell!! If that big goomba thinks we sent that buxom wench to “wear him out” he’s bloody daft!! If he knew anything about us he’d know we are about as subtle as a freight train!! If we wanted to wear him out before the match we’d have just caught his big arse before the match and broke his bloody damn neck!! And as for his weak ass little chokeslam believe me I’ve been hit by far worse.



{Essex starts to chuckle as Cutter paces about and gives Ross a hell if I know look before speaking}

Essex: Ross my man those two attacking us after the match was almost expected it became apparent during the match that Goliath is a Doomsday clone. And much like his idol he can’t take a loss well so he goes and throws a temper tantrum. So if those two want a piece all they have to do is sign on the dotted line and they get a match but the stipulations we’d give them would probably….

{Cutter spins around on his heel and finishes the sentence}

Cutter: It would make them sh*t their bloody pants!! How many damn people do we have to destroy before the GWA suits just give us the bloody belts? They keep feeding us these slap together teams and we keep knocking them down. It truly boggles the mind!

{Ross clears his throat and both men turn to regard him as if they both forgot he was in the room. After making sure he has their attention speaks}

Ross: Next week from Japan you two will take on That Guy Dave and Chris Cane any thoughts on them?

{Essex hangs his head and shakes it sadly. Cutter on the other hand gets more animate and adds wild hand gestures to his already frantic pacing}

Cutter: Damnit!!! We finally get to go to a real country and they put us up against a guy that couldn’t come up with a good ring name and some rookie. Taking us on is like jumping off a building. You may as well start calling me Dr. Kevorkian!! The Japanese fans are in for a real treat for the simple damn fact one of those two will not walk out of that ring!!

{Cutter’s ranting starts to be come unintelligible and Essex picks up where he left off}

Essex: What my comrade is getting at is this we have beat damn near every team in this federation. Furthermore we have a reputation for injuring our opponents for no real reason other than we can. Cane and Dave are going to try to topple us and in the process make names for themselves and god knows Dave really needs a new name. Our shot at the gold will come when Fury and the rest of the top brass decides we get them or we decide to take it whichever comes first.

{Cutter stops for a minute and turns to Ross and eyes him oddly for a moment}

Cutter: Speaking of names…why is it you have two first names?

Ross: Well my parents…

{Cutter makes a noise like a sheep caught in a wood chipper and waves his hands erratically}

Cutter: Men with two first names are either hiding from the mob or are from Tennessee. Your parents aren’t related are they?

{Before Ross can stammer out a reply Essex wisely changes the subject}

Essex: Never mind him Ross I’m not sure he took his medication today. We’ve proven we can beat any team put against us so far. All these guys lining up for a shot at us are just warm ups for whoever holds the belts when we decide to come after them.

Ross: So you predict victory in The Land Of The Rising Sun?

Cutter: Predict? What do we look like? Psychics? These two wankers do not stand a chance. They will be put down just like everybody else that has stepped in the ring with us. They are just two more jokes with no punch line.

{Essex out of habit shakes his mane of silver and black hair and speaks}

Essex: An experienced team will beat a slap together every time we’ve proven that theory time and time again in the last few weeks. The only weakness we have is our tendency to try and injure people it’s a bad habit we know but not one we are going to kick anytime soon.

{Ross starts to collect his notes and leave but Cutter grabs the camera and turns it toward his crazed face}

Cutter: You two blokes have no chance. Custer had more of a chance than you two!! Furthermore (Thrusting his finger in the air} what in the hell where those two women-folk doing last week? I’d damn near forgotten about them.

Ross: I thought they were trying to get in The Kindred?

Cutter: What?

{Confusion appears on his face as he ponders this}

Cutter: Why in the bloody nine hells would someone want to do that?

Essex: We are damn good?

{Cutter looks at Essex and makes an odd noise as Essex shrugs}

Cutter: Ross get the hell out of here we have to catch a plane to England then on to Tokyo.

{Seeing Ross not moving fast enough Cutter starts shooing him like a fly}

Cutter: I said PISS OFF!!

Ross: Errr..thank you for your time.

Essex: The pleasure was all yours.

{ The scene fades out as Ross hurriedly leaves the room}

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