Destiny is Devine -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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[ The scene opens in center ring at a GWA house show in St. Paul, Minnesota. Just as the ring announcer finishes welcoming the fans to the GWA show, DMX's Party Up plays and the lights swirl and pyro explodes as Shawn G. Bailey and Sonny Maivia DeVine...both wearing suits and being followed by the two hulking Somoans in dark suits...make their way to the ring both men carrying their own microphones. As the fans greet them with a chorus of boos and jeers the group take the ring. The Somoans chase the ring announcer out of the ring as Shawn G. speaks to the fans.]

Shawn G.: Well, well, well! It's me! It's me! It's the boy wonder, Shawn G! Now, before I introduce the Superstar of the year 2000...I have a few things to say about the PPV and other things. At the PPV we made our presence felt real strong when we rolled in and stomped Barry Odessey into submission, making it easy for Alex Cage to gain a victory over him. Then after the stomping was down and the Somoans delivered the Hawaiian Bomb on him...as we celebrated and made our way to the limousine...along comes President Hallie Salassie Kiss My Assie Haseem Ali comes out and orders that Sonny Maivia DeVine to wrestle and if he wins he gets into the Gladiator title battle. Well, as you all saw. SMD not only defeated his opponent but he made a great showing and was only a hair away from becoming Gladiator Champion. Now, SMD was in a three way dance coming up this Wednesday but then comes a call from the GWA front office and they have changed the three way into a match against Jim Daher. And more things have been going on as GWA Commissioner 'Psycho Bitch' Stephanie Conner trys to mold the GWA into her image. Now, we are not here to make friends and influence people. We are not here to kiss babies and shake the hands of all these maggots. We are here to break necks and win gold, all the gold. The GWA is the best thing going but the best wrestler in the GWA is the one and only...The Superstar for the year 2000...Sonny Maivia DeVine!

Sonny Maivia DeVine: So it seems to me that it seems to be that the threesome is now a twosome and it seems that Jim Daher gets to meet Sonny Maivia DeVine in the ring man to man with the winner moving on and the loser...well, being a loser. You are looking at the man who punked out Barry Odessey! You are looking at the man that shocked the world! The man who almost won the Gladiator title. I made a promise that I would make my presence felt in the GWA and I will do just that. Jim Daher..at Wednesday Insurrection...SMD is going to put your lights out and then it's onward and upward to bigger and better things and I mean...bigger and better things. My destiny is paved in gold and I plan on getting gold by any means necessary...and the Somoan Mafia are the any means necessary that I need.

Shawn G: And do you know why? because he is Super Cool! He is Super Fine! He is THE Superstar!!!

[ DMX's Party Up plays again as Shawn, Sonny and the Somoans leave the ring and ring area. The fans boo but they ignore them as the camera fades to black. ]