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Date Posted: 02:04:17 09/30/00 Sat
Author: Johnny Viscous
Subject: Part 2 of Why I did what I did to Joey and introducing "Mr. Showtime"

*** The scene once again opens up in a dark area where you can see some different kinds of lifting equipment... The camera pans around the room but it is pitch dark except a few area where lights are shown coming through the windows.. It is now night time and cars honk and beep outside of this mysteriously dark place... A faint scream is heard from the outside... A dark shadow comes into the picture that looks like Johnny Viscous.. He has the sledge-hammer over his shoulder and the place start to get a little lighter ***

Johnny - What a corrupt society we live in huh!! I mean we have kids killing kids and stupid americans putting drugs into unborn babies.. Crack babies come out and yeah they fill up the american society that we see today..

Cameraman - What the hell are you talking about??

Johnny - Did I ask you to talk? Did I give you any indication that I want a fat-@$$ american to do my talking.. Just shut your mouth and keep the camera still so all of the ignorant people can understand what I am trying to do here in the Gladiator-Wrestling Association... I took my brother oh I do not know.. Too many reaons to count... Now most of you people at home are going to b*tch and moan about my reaons but I am here to tell you them... Joey, you are just too soft for the wrestling world.. I am saving you by doing this.. I am helping you by what I did!! To get along in the world of wrestling Joey, you have to understand one thing.. Do what you have to do to survive!! And you did not do that.. You always played out for the fans.. So you know what I say to that F*ck the Fans!!! Joey, I saved your scrawny a$$ from further embaressment and suffering in the long run.. I never had the guts to tell you but you were just too sorry for the world of wrestling.. People would come up to me and tell me that one day you are going to get hurt and one day you would take this game too damn seriously that you would end up getting to deep into it that you could not get out.. Joey, I saved you and I helped you!! I may sound a little repetitive but if I can take a saying from one of my favorite entertainers in the World Wrestling Federation, Kurt Angle.. It's True It's True!! Joey, you have no idea about what it is to be so caught up in wrestling that you can not get out.. You do not understand when it is time to quit or just say I have had enough!! I trie over and over again to tell you, you are better off on my side, on my team then you are alone but you could never listen to me.. You are an eighteen year old punk, who thinks he knows everything about this sport.. Well obviously you do not know who to trust or who to even get with to get what you have to get..

Joey, I love you because you are my brother, you know I may say that I do not care about anyone or anything but you are the exception.. I care about you so deeply that I did not want anyone else to have the satisfaction of hurting you and putting you out of the business.. I wanted you to stop before you got too hurt and to in over your head that you could not get out.. Not even I can help you all of the time Joey.. Who do you think got you into the Gladiator-Wrestling Association.. I DID!! I have known the prez for a little over a year now and we he came to talk to me, I told him to take you and put you on his roster because you would be a great addition, but I also told him that you were too young and I knew you would some day get hurt because you do not take things too slowly.. You jump at every oppurtunity to do something.. Sh*t, back in the IWA/IWF, I could have been the World Champion at anytime, or any place I could have picked that title up, but I knew for my own sake that I could not be the Champion I needed to be.. So I took a lower title so I could get better!! So I could improve on what skill I have and what skill I need to be a good champion!! I know if you were to get an oppurtunity at the title you would have gone for it and got way too in over your head.. I am only a two-time World Heavyweight Champion and that is because when I got the oppurtunity I took it.. I got in way over my head and go screwed over because I did not look at all perspectives of what could happen!! I was a Two-Time SWA champion.. I know you watched me because one day when I was over at your house with Angel, she showed me the tapes... Ah, sh*t I can not keep a secret for anything...

Speaking of Angel, I know how much she loves you and how much she wants to be with you for the rest of her life.. You can also look at it like I did it for her too!! I knew if you got too hurt to even support her, she would never be the same again... So I helped you, I roughed you up a bit, but do not worry the hospital bills and medical bills are paid for.. You just sit at home and I will pay for your life like mom and dad used to do!! You know you were always the spoiled one of the family... Oh and Joey another reason for what I did.. Was because you were a pathetic excuse for a wrestler... And the last reason is becaue I CAN and I WILL do whatever I WANT to do!!!

Cameraman - You are such an a$$hole!!

Johnny - I know!! Isn't it GREAT!?! I am the only one with balls enough to say what I want to say when I want to say it... Now as for my match on Wednesday.. Who is this Finrir guy anyway!? I know he is apart of the Kindred and I know he has a butt buddy named Jonathan Chapel.. Well that whole group is probably a bunch of butt buddies but we will not go into that... Finrir, WHERE ARE YOU!?! I have been waiting all week for you to say something but I guess you are too chicken sh*t to talk first.. I mean where are you? Oh wait, why should I ask?! You are probably out on some romantic weekend get away with Jonathan getting your anuses used to there full potential... And seeing how many teeth you could floss with eachother pubic hairs.. I know how you and your group works.. Your all about getting dick and not getting p*ssy!! NOW THAT IS SICK!!! Anyways, enough about your sexual preferences because I bet every straight person in the world right now is probably disgusted by you..

Now onto our match on Wednesday.. How about we make this match interesting, but I would need you to respond.. Now, how about a ladder match or a cage match or something interesting, because ever since I have been here in this federation I have not had a match where I have not totally dominated... I am 2-0 in two matches and I think I need some better competition or atleast competition that responds to my interviews.. I have gone two matches without a responce to anyone of my interviews and it is getting ridiculous to put out these interviews for people I do not even like!!

*** All of a sudden a door bell type sound is let off in the distance ***

Johnny - Now you are going to have to wait, I have a surprise for the whole wrestling world..

*** Johnny walks off of camera and goes to answer the door.. The camera pans around until they can see him come back into picture.. He is waiting by the door as a man walks into the room.. You can tell that this guy is nobody to mess with.. He stands about six feet five inches tall and has curly blonde hair that he keeps up in a pony-tail.. He has an Asshole's Inc. t-shirt on with blue jeans.. He takes his sunglasses off of his forhead and puts them in his pants pocket.. He has a huge grin on his face ***

Johnny - Everyone, meet the real "Mr. Showtime" Bryan Walker.... Now this guy has been out of the sport for a couple of months because a of a nasty leg injury so if you do not mind we need to talk about some sh*t, so get the hell out of my gym!! Hey and do not let the door hit ya in your ass as you walk out.. Oh by the way lock the doors as you go out!!

Cameraman - How am I suppose to get out if I do not have a key...

Johnny - What nationality are you again?

Cameraman - American!!

*** Johnny and Bryan look at eachother.. ***

Johnny - Are you thinking what I am thinking??

Bryan - OH YEAH!!!

*** Johnny and Bryan grab at the cameraman as the picture strats to get closer and closer to the nearest window... The window flies open and the wind blows in ***

Johnny - NOW this may hurt a little bit, but if you tuck and roll your fat a$$ should not get too hurt... Now let me see this camera.. Bryan you take over and show him what we can do!!

*** Johnny starts to walk away from the window as Bryan grabs the cameraman by the collar and by the belt buckle... He picks him up and HURLS HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!! The pictures is now out the window and you see him falling faster and faster down to the ground... ALl of a suddne you here A SPLAT!! onto a car that is parked underneth the window... The camera is dropped to the ground where you can see a picture of the wall now... You hear laughter and hands clapping off of the screen ***

Johnny - Add another cameraman to our destruction lift.. Wait, we did not get his money and stuff.. Lets go get it!!

*** The camera fades to black as you hear the door slam in the background and hooting and hollaring in the background.. ***

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