[ The place is Honolulu, Hawaii at the posh Diamond Head estate of Sonny Maivia DeVine, who along with his manager/attorney Shawn G. Bailey and his two associates ( Saiki and Tonga ) known as the Somoan Mafia, are sitting around the swimming pool of Maivia DeVine's home. Saiki and Tong stand well over 6ft 6 in height and more than 350 solid pounds of muscle and meaness. They are wearing dark suits with dark glasses and black leather gloves. Their long hair is pulled back into tight ponytails and they seem uneffected by the heat of the day. Shawn G. Bailey, The Boy Wonder, is wearing a hawaiian shirt and bermuda shorts with flip flops. He is sipping a mai tai and talking on his cell phone. Sonny Maivia DeVine is wearing a terry towel pool jacket and a pair of speedo swimming trunks. His customary $100 designer shades are on his face and he is lounging in his favorite poolside lounge chair. He seems to have recovered for the most part from his injuries from the Pay Per View, though there are a few bandages and bruises visible but he doesn't seem to mind them as he sips his drink....a scotch and soda with a twist of lime with three pieces of ice. He is also enjoying a fine cuban cigar.

Shawn G. finishes his phone conversation and turns to Sonny and smiles. SMD nods his head and then looks at the two hulking Somoans, who leave the poolside area and after three minutes they return leading a bevy of hawaiian beauties to the pool. The women see Maivia DeVine and ooh and awww. He looks at them...nothing but beach trash but they will be good for some fun today and tonight. The women all get into the pool and Maivia DeVine and Bailey are about to join them when the GWA Promo crew enter. Saiki and Tonga go into action and grab the crew members and start to smash their cameras and rough the men up when SMD stops them. He approaches them and realizes that one of them is the same GWA Extreme reporter that gave him hell last time. He is about to order Tonga and Saiki to 'H' Bomb...(Hawaiian Bomb) him to hell but Shawn G. whispers something in his ear and SMD stops and stares at the GWA Extreme Reporter.]

Sonny Maivia DeVine: The only reason you and your crew are not floatng at the bottom of my swimming pool is because my manager/attorney doesn't want to defend me in a murder trial right now. Now, maggot mouth, you are interrupting a private party and unless you have something important to say you better hit the bricks and get to stepping before I have the boys here eat you all.

GWA Extreme Reporter: Mr. DeVine...ummmm...I have been sent here to do an interview and apologize. I am so sorry that you are not as good as your cousin, Michael DeVine. Hahahahahahahaha!

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Saiki, Tonga! Drown this monkey but not quickly!

GWA Extreme Reporter: Yeah, you do that and you will never get the scoop on who your opponents will be at Wednesdays Insurrection.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: So what? I'm supposed to be scared now? Listen up milk weed! Not only did I stomp a mudhole in the ass of Barry Oddessy and walked it dry. But in a match ordered by president Hailie Salassie Abdullah Kareem Jabbar Ali...I beat another opponent and then I was in the big battle of the Galactic title and almost had it in my hands. So if you think I'm concerned about my next opponent at Insurrection....I say to you....you better start running because we are gonna kick your ass right now!

GWA Extreme Reporter: That tells me how well you listen. I said opponents...that's prural. You will be facing two men. The first being Barry Odessey....

Shawn G. Bailey: Hahahahahahahahahaha! You are crazy. After what we did to that idiot, he wouldn't want another taste of what SMD can do. He was left battered and destroyed at the hands and boots of SMD, Alek Cage, myself and the Somoan Mafia. He is wasted..completely.

Sonny Maivia DeVine: Boys, I think we did more damage than I thought. Odessey is brain damaged and if he gets in the ring with me.....he's a dead man. So who is the other idiot?

GWA Extreme Reporter: None other than Jim Daher of Heavy Artillery. I man who will kick your ass. Whatcha gotta to say to that?

Sonny Maivia DeVine: First, Barry Odessey is just a piece of trash who got his ass handed to him and instead of being smart and getting out of a man's sport he wants to stay in and get another taste of the Superstar. Oddessy, I saw to it that your ass was kicked and kicked real good. Don't let that ass kicking make you dumber than you already are. As for Jim Daher. Daher, you and I will meet in the ring and the result will be this. SMD will kick your ass from pillar and post and when it's all over you will never forget the name Sonny Maivia DeVine. Now I have one more thing to say....Boys, smash this guy and smash him badly.

[ Saiki and Tonga grab the GWA Extreme Reporter before he could run away. The two big Somoans begin to punch and plummet the helpless reporter as his camera crew slowly walk away for fear that they will be attacked themselves. As Sonny and Shawn watch with amusement, Saiki and Tonga pick him up and deliver their Hawaiian Bomb on him sending him smashing through one of the lounge chairs by the pool. They then put the boots to him. Sonny Maivia DeVine smiles and moments for them to get him off his property. The two big Somoans make their way to the huge wall that seperates the estate from the cliff that the estate is built upon. Both men pick up the reporter, who suddenly realizes that his life is just about over. They toss the reporter over the wall just as the camera goes black but a horrified scream can be heard followed by laughter and the scene ends.]

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