Daved and Confused, and some new erection...err...direction (part 1) (That Guy Dave, Vixxon, and Pussy) -- Gladiator Wrestling Alliance

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Jimmy and the cameraman are on a bus. Jimmy has a little pocket television and is catching up on some GWA programming....

"Look at her...Vixxen...and Pussy...I would love to hit both of that..." Jimmy gyrates a bit, smiling, "And did you hear how she likes it...long and hard...That is what the Rage is all about..."

"She meant that chair shot on Doomsday...You know, the cheating that got you into a pay per view main event. The main event that you got eliminated from first."

"That is what I was talking about too, my sick little camera wielding friend...What did you think I meant? OH!" Jimmy laughes, "Nah...a woman like Vixxen isn't my type..."

"Nah man..I am serious...she's way too good for a street kid like me. Girl like that...she deserves a prince...or a princess...depends on her preference..." Jimmy sighes and looks out the window, really irritably, "How far are we going anyway?"

Sudden realization, "Holy S---, Jimmy "The Slut" Martinez has a crush on Vixxen! I can't believe this..."

"I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON HER! Remember, I don't like women..I just hit that thang and move on. That's all I want...and that's all I need...God, can't you talk about anything other than Vixxen...It's Vixxen this and Vixxen that. All I care about is making she me and the women's champion make out...err..make it down to the ring and touch her @$$...err..kick some @$$..."

"You're just jealous that I have such a rapport with women. Now, what the hell is this guy rattling about?

That Guy Dave is on the screen talking about Joey Jackson and Rage taking credit for beating him...

"Did this loser even watch my match with Joey Jackson? Three weeks ago, where I got screwed. I sure didn't beat him. Actually I never pinned that little rookie twerp, and now I never will...Damn shame. I am glad someone kicked that rookie's punk @$$m but I sure ain't gonna take credit for it. Only a loser would take credit...or cheat to win a match. That Gay Dave is in the same loser boat as old rookie was...But that's okay, Dave...you're gonna get beaten by The Rage and the Women's Goddess...err...champion! Get ready for the Switchblade Davey poo!"

Laughes loudly, "Direction...damn you do have only one thing on your mind...I just want to introduce you to a friend of mine. He's going to really help your career..."

"Actually you're two and two...a win against Doomsday under less than optimal conditions, a count out win against four rookies who never showed their face again, a loss to joey jackson, and your miraculous escape from the match at the pay per view... Not exactly a steller career..."

The bus stops and Jimmy and the cameraman get out, heading across the street to a secluded building. What's going on here? See ya next flash!!