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Date Posted: 10:41:36 10/03/01 Wed
Author: Barbara
Subject: Transcript of the Mark & Brian show - Part 5 (Final)

M&B: Scott Bakula has been kind enough to stay and answer a few more of your phone calls. His new show, "Enterprise," airs tonight at 8pm on UPN. Todd, you're on the air with Scott, go ahead.

Todd: Good morning, gentlemen, and Scott, I have to tell you, I'm wearing tightie whities this morning and they're wet. You're so hot!

S: Now that's appreciated!

Todd: I have to tell you, Scott, that I was a big fan of QL, and you brought a real human aspect to that, and I'm looking forward to seeing that in "Enterprise." And my question for you is that, when QL ended, first of all for people that didn't see it, it ended with a bizarre episode, all of a sudden we were on some diner in the middle of space, or something weird like that, and directly after the show ended, I know there was a commitment from you and some of the other people that there was a possibility of doing a movie, or wrapping it up a little differently, just wondering if there's a chance... I know you're busy as hell with the show, but is there a chance we'll see another QL project?

S: Well, we had always hoped that. You have to understand that that last episode was an attempt by Don Bellisario to do four things with one script. We didn't know we were canceled at the time, so we had to provide a script that could go into another season, via cliffhanger, and also provide the opportunity that if we did get canceled, that there would be the chance for a movie or something down the line, to leave that door open. And potentially write the last script for the series that would be the final script. So when you look at it that way, he did a brilliant job at it. It was a bizarre episode, but when you think of it in those terms, it was an amazing episode.

M&B: And Rick, good morning, Rick.

Rick: Scott Bakula? You were awesome in QL. And I really enjoyed that. I was just wondering, now that you're gonna be "the man", the new man, is that centerfold you did for Playgirl five or six years ago, well, you know how all the ST memorabilia goes, you know, people pay all sorts of cash for that. Is your face going to be worth some money now?

S: You know, I don't know the answer to that, really. I guess it depends on if the show is any good and if people like the show.

M&B: Did you know that Scott did a centerfold for Playgirl? I don't think I knew that. Did you really?

S: Well, I don't think it was a centerfold. I think it was a ....

M&B: Were you all naked in there with wiener hanging?

S: Ha ha ha ha. I tell 'ya. Starting with the farts and ending with the wiener-hanging. This has been a good day for me.

M&B: Well, were 'ya?

S: No, I wasn't. Okay? Yeah, under my clothes I was!

M&B: Did you hear the defense for that? "No, I wa-a-sn't!"

S: "No, I wa-a-sn't!"

M&B: Say, are you circumcised or ant-eater? Are you an anteater, or are you...? I, my own self, am circumcised. "Circumcised or .... Anteater!"

S: ..."anteater!"

M&B: That's what it looks like.

S: Oh, you guys.

M&B: Let's move on, shall we? The last couple of guests we had, we screwed this up and we didn't play this game. Some of our guests came in prepared for this. We've never played this with you, I don't think.

S: And I've prepared for nothing!

M&B: You don't even know. So, here's what we'll do. Sometimes when we have a guest, we like to play "What's in their pocket." We like to take a guest, depending on the situation, and guess how much cash money you are carrying on your person. We'll make our guesses, then you pull out your cash. Cash only. We always try to factor in where you are in life, if you live here, are you traveling, are you doing a press junket, whatever. Frankie, you take the first guy.

Frankie: Well, Scott seems like a real balanced guy. Probably uses plastic a lot. So I'm going to do $150.

M&B: Priva?

Priva: I say $83.

Kelly: They don't really use money on the Enterprise, do they? I don't think they have much.

M&B: That's TV.

Kelly: That's OK. I think it's going to carry over. $47.

M&B: Okay, what do you think? Um... he's a local fella. But he's all about the cash. He likes to be liquid all the time. You never know when he's going to pop up in Vegas on an all-night drunk. I think that we're looking at....

S: Have you been following me?

M&B: I could be way wrong, because he's going to be either $400 or $1200. I'm going to go $00.

M&B: Well, that's good, because I'm going to go way more than that. I think he has a wad that won't quit in there.

M&B: Well, we just covered that!

M&B: Yeah, we just already have! "A wad that won't quit!" I'm going to say Scottie here has just under $1000 dollars. Like $900-something. Jay? Give a shout-out.

Jay Schwartz: I have $800 written, but I'm going to go even higher and say $1200.

M&B: $1200. There it is. Mr. Bakula, would you please pull out your cash....

S: Pull out your pants...

M&B: .... and let's see how much Scott Bakula....

M&B: Pull out one pocket at a time. We gotta have some music at one point, when they pull the cash out.

S: Here's one pocket.

M&B: Oh, you're not going to say you're too big to carry cash! The left pocket is empty; there's nothing there. He's moving to the right pocket.

S: Moving to the right pocket.

M&B: He might be one of those celebrities that don't carry cash. Okay, he's got some cash. He's got two dollars so far, rolled up. Wait a minute; we're not done. Now it's the... now he's going back into the same pocket. There's a little something there. Were you at a strip joint last night? Three dollars. Three crunched-up dollar bills.

S: Wait a minute!

M&B: That was it? Your back pockets have nothing? You have three dollars on you?!! Good gawd, it's GOOD you got the Star Trek show! Did you tell him to do this? Ohmygawd, three dollars! Nobody wins.

S: That is very true!

M&B: Well, actually, Kelly with $47 was the very closest. Listen, dud, let me give you a twenty! You can't even go to Baja! Burger King would kick your ass out! Here's a twenty, man. Just for some gas money. You know, dude? You're a friend, and when a friend is in need, we come through.

S: They don't trust me with money.

M&B: Just so you know, you have come closest to the only other person we had... we had Tom Jones, he was coming on the program, we had read before he got here, that he is worth half a billion dollars financially. And we asked him, and he said, "I'm not real sure; maybe around in there."

S: Are you kidding me?

M&B: No, that's how much he's worth. And we played the game with Tom Jones. He had nothing on him, by virtue of the fact that he has people that carry that around for him. Plus, it made his polyester pants bulge. You have Jay. And three dollars. I think you should reflect on this moment here today.

S: Has Tom written a book that you can get, "How to Make Half a Billion?"

AT THIS POINT, my computer disconnected and I don't have the last minute or two of the interview. If someone else would like to type it up, please let me know.

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