Attention EVERYONE!! -- Role Play

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 17:18:58 08/01/02 Thu
Author: Kevin Nash
Subject: Attention EVERYONE!!

(Kevin Nash is shown standing outside the arena. A white stretch limo pulls up, and Nash quickly gets in. The limo pulls off. . .cut to commercial. The show returns from commercial, and a match between two nobodies is shown. The match ends, and the cameras immediately return to the white limo, which has made it's way back into the parking lot. Nash exits the limo, and heads straight for the ring. Soon after, the nWo theme plays, and Nash enters the ring.)

Jim Ross - Now who in the hell was in that limo with Nash???

King - With things the way they are right now, it could have been anybody!

(Nash takes a mic, and leans over the top rope.)

Nash - First of all, to the NBT; last night was a straight up fluke! You and I both know that we had that match wrapped up! But I'm not out here to cry about it. You guys won the titles, and we respect that. However, I know that Taylor said there will be no title defenses from now until Heaven Gone Bad, but if you guys are man enough to accept, The Outsiders challenge you to a match this Monday for the titles! It's all up to you, boys. Now on to my next topic, Ringmaster. You seem to change your personality every time you come out here! Kid, no matter what you do or say, you will never be on my level. This Monday, you wll get a taste of what a true ass kicking feels like! Now let's move on to yet another subject, Kurt Angle and Ross!

(The crowd erupts!)

Nash - You bastards want to turn your backs on the nWo??? That's all well and fine, but then you want to have some masked freak do your dirty work??? You two are nothing more than coward ass bitches!! Somewhere down the line, you're gonna get yours. You can count on it! Now, let me get to my last order of business. . .Stacy Keibler!

(The crowd begins to boo!)

King - What the hell is wrong with these people??? Why in the world would anyone boo her???

J.R. - Maybe because she's a back-stabbing Jezebel!

Nash - I know that you have been asking for acceptance back into the nWo, so why don't you come out here right now so that we can discuss this.

(Soon after, Stacy walks out to the nWo theme. She enters the ring, and dances a little bit, much to the delight of Kevin Nash.)

Nash - Now Stacy, you want me to let you back in the nWo, so let me give you my answer. You see when I look at you, I see this beautiful, sexy woman. But then I'm reminded that you are nothing more than Big Mann Shuler's left-overs! I mean, just the other day you two were goin at it in the locker room! The nWo doesn't have time for slutty ass hoez like you, so take your 2-dollar skank ass back there where you belong!

(Stacy's eyes fill with tears, as she runs back to the locker room.)

Jim Ross - Now that was just wrong! No human deserves to be talked to that way!

King - I'd better go back there, she may need to be held!

Jim Ross - Oh sit down and shut up, King!

(Kevin Nash begins to exit, but turns.)

Nash - I almost forgot one thing! I know that all of you think the nWo is nearly dead, and I know that you all seem to be counting the days until our final destruction, but come next Thursday, I will reveal a suprise onto you that will make each and everyone of you turn pale white in shock! Now hit my music!

(The nWo theme plays, and Nash exits the ring.)

Jim Ross - Oh my GOD, what could Nash have planned for next Thursday?

King - I don't know, but this man seems to always have something up his sleeve!

(commercial)

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]