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Date Posted: 17:21:26 08/01/02 Thu
Author: Paul Heyman
Subject: Brock Please Read! (Trust Me, you NEED to!)

-Fans are being entertained by a dark match at an xWo show, when a sudden chill rushes through the arena. The lights dim, and a dark grey beam of light shines down on the ring. Both jobbers are equally confused, as are the fans. Suddenly, "No Control" by Ozzy Osbourne rocks the arena, and a man in all black rapidly descends from the rafters! He drops down into the beam of grey light, and his face is shown on the Titantron. Fans are scared to death by this man's eyes! They are completely black, as if his eyesockets are empty! The man unhooks himself, and just as he does, Paul Heyman comes down the ramp and to the ring. He is greeted by a course of boos, which he simply laughs off. The man looks around the arena, then kneels in a corner. Heyman snatches the mic from the ring announcer. . .-

Heyman - Ok, you two have five seconds to get the hell outta that ring, or else you may not wrestle again! 1. . .FIVE! HAHAHAHAHA!

-Suddenly the mysterious man grabs one of the jobbers by the throat, and squeezes until the jobber drops to the ground! The second jobber exits the ring and grabs a chair. He jumps back into the ring, and nails the mysterious man in the back of the head!! The man simply turns, grabs the second jobber, and piledrives the him on the chair! Paul Heyman slides a table into the ring! The man pulls a small bottle of lighter fluid from his coat, and covers the table with it. He then sets the table ablaze! The man grabs the first jobber, and takes him to the top turnbuckle. He then powerbombs the jobber right through the firey table! The jobber rolls around the ring in pain, meanwhile Heyman laughs hysterically! The man takes a piece of the table that's still on fire, and bashes himself in the head! Heyman enters the ring, and begins to speak. . .-

Heyman - What you have just witnessed is but a preview of what's to come! The man your eyes are locked on right now is Nimbus, Lord of the Squared Circle! Before I forget, I just wanna say hello to my old friend, Brock Lesnar! Long time no see, Brock. But don't you worry, well be seeing alot of each other really soon! Unfortunately for you, our meeting will not end in a pleasant fashion. You see, I am a master at finding talent, and cultivating that talent. I find those perverbial "Diamonds in the Rough", and I polish them. I turn them into precious jewels, and this is my newest jewel. This is NIMBUS! The soon-to-be CwA World Champion, and more importanly, next xWo Champion. I know that there isn't a man in the xWo right now that will beat Brock Lesnar. How do I know that? Because Brock is much too much man for any of you would-be's back there. But Brock, Nimbus is no ordinary man. You are no ordinary man. I know that when the time comes, you two will tear each other limb from limb, but my firm belief is that when the smoke clears and the dust settles, Nimbus will emerge as the victor. Like it or not Brock, this man has your number. Now I know you Brock, and I know your ego. I know that you are gonna have the urge to blow this man off as "just another rookie". I know that you will not want to take this man seriously. But Brock, I only tell you this because I truly care for your safety and well-being; PLEASE DO NOT BLOW THIS MAN OFF! This is the exception Brock, he's the catch in the deal, the hidden clause in the contract. He is Brock Lesnar's KRYPTONITE!!! I feel it Brock, and in time, you will feel it too. Be ready Brock, because before you know it, Nimbus will be invading your territory, and won't be a DAMN THING you, Sean O'Haire, Chuck Polumbo, Vince McMahon, or ANYONE in the xWo can do about it!

-"No Control" blasts through the arena again, and Paul exits the ring. Nimbus remains in the center of the ring, when suddenly there is a rush of smoke. The smoke clears, and Nimbus is gone!-

Jim Ross - I don't like the feeling I get when this man is around King!

The King - Me either, this Nimbus looks like a dangerous man. And judging by what just took place in that ring, he is EXTREMELY dangerous!

-Emergency Medical Technicians are shown putting both jobbers on stretchers, as the show fades to commercial.-

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