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Subject: Just My Luck

Author:
Jimmy

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Date Posted: 01:51:44 09/10/07 Mon
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It should come as no surprise that I'm a big Lindsay Lohan fan. Her looks aside this cunt can act--she has sort of a breathy way of speaking that infers she is better than you...and she is.

I can only assume none of you have seen "Just My Luck." I had never heard of it till this morning when I was flipping through the channels. I liked it.

The secular, ecumenical values it promotes will warm any decent person's heart; so why do they choose to ram Voo Doo down our throats?

Lohan plays a mid-level office girl at a P.R. firm (you know because they give those kind of jobs to 19-year-old girls) who gets a big break thanks to her street cred with the brothers...and the fact that she has the greatest luck in the world. All right, now this is totally gay and stupid, I admit...but they do a nice job of treating this abstract blessing as something one can possess...and therefore control.

She kisses a Brad Pitt look-a-like and then he gets and then his luck changes. Whoever this dude was is a decent actor. He shows what it's like for a white man in this day and age. The odds are against him but he stays positive and blames no one. He simply keeps moving forward. But now Lohan has lost her luck and then she gets it back but then she gives it back and then they give it to the dude's niece: a miserable loser but a likable kid whom they both agree deserves it. Or perhaps Lindsay was getting the shakes so they cut the filming down earlier.

Who cares!?

Why give Tarrot cards a pass? Why do films always do this? DO YOU have any idea how STUPID young women are today? They're dumber than women from the past and that is very dumb.

They'll swallow this shit and three generations from now America will be facing Asian hordes crossing the Beiring Straits (at least simon will get his first).

And enough Lohan bashing. She is our problem and we'll deal with her. We're gonna find her a nice Mexican Catholic Boy.

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