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q U a C k  
and furthermore
Q ua C k    q U a C k  !!!

terse, succinct, compendious

Careful analysis of my RAM which contains approximately  2.5 earth centuries of historical content, I have concluded that NEVER has the Duck been accused of utilizing such traits in any form of his communications!!  

I must assume your remarks were a comparison to my usual propensity for verbosity,  my ambiguous utilization of superfluous words, not to mention my customary inclusion of tautologies throughout every grammatical structure from the diminutive sentence to the capacious paragraph.

Be assured, I have suffered no metamorphic transition into a taciturn, saturnine Duck. My prolificacy for circumlocutory prose with copious, perhaps voluminous additions of unrelated, repetitive and redundant thoughts shall remain unquestionable. In the entire COSMOS there is no living form capable of the redundancy, the loquacity that I the pleonastically inclined Duck encompass in virtually all my communications with the human specie.

The efficacy of this form of garrulous communication is beyond question when Duck speaks to human. The cranial thickness of the human biped requires redundant input from the senses in order to eventually be absorbed within the usually underutilized gray matter located between the auditory nerves. Therefore being the selfless and benevolent Duck that I am, I attempt to provide such iteration in all my communications with Homo sapiens or for that matter HOMO'S of any kind.

This rare exception to my usual verbosity was in fact due to my awareness of Peyman's necessity to rent time at an internet cafe for his worldly communications. With the realization that this young man is one of the rare examples of intelligent beings indigenous to this terrestrial speck of dust and since he has previously demonstrated the capacity to absorb the meaningful communications of this Duck without the necessity to utilize redundant elementary grammar, it was correct and beneficial  to attempt a precise informative communication which could be absorbed within a short time span thereby saving this young man as many Rials as possible.

p.s.   ROFLMTFO  Q  u  a   C  k    Q  U a C k !!!

THE DUCK