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Date Posted: 12:38:22 03/05/03 Wed
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's message, "Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the world" on 06:35:21 03/05/03 Wed
>Why are hockey asses so nice? Of course, we all know
>why...skating, squats, etc. It's more of a rhetorical
>question. Mostly every hockey ass I have ever seen
>has been perfectly round and ready to take over the
>world. They should all have their own separate
>agents. Of course, not all hockey buns are created
>equal. Some have been known to be conspicuously (and
>disappointingly) absent, which is a real shame.
>Regardless...when one comes upon a puck's ass that is
>so sculpted, so mysteriously prominent and overtly
>sexual, one should truly just drop on one's knees and
>thank God for creating a sport that places so much
>emphasis on gluteus maximus definition. That's pretty
>much all I have to say.
>It is nice to be appreciated,we take great pride in our mucular , firm rock hard asses. We all know that the ladies all like to get a peek , sneek a feel , or some just reach out and give us a tap. Young or old , whether she's that 15 year old hangin around lookin for her first exciting rodeo, or a milf that just loves to flirt and rub against us , with that horny little giggle. The hockey ass is probably the ladies favorite focul point,that they can either stare at or rub against or walk up and tap in public and get away with. It's really quite funny how some of the females will go about getting the oprotunity to just get to touch 1 of the perfectly sculpted works of art. Iwas standing doing an interview with the local paper and a broad in her mid twenties came and stood just behind me with her friend , she just reached out and started caressing my ass, when I looked back at her she just smiled and gave me a wink. She never missed a beat, and eventually grabbed right a hold of my left cheek and squeezed. Ater the interview, I turned back to talk to these 2 cock teasers , and before I could say anything , the one that was rubbing my ass , says " I hope I didn't embaress you , I just love hockey asses and can't help myself , did you mind ?" she asked as her and her friend giggled. Not at all I answered. That's great she replied and asked if I would like to go out and do something with them. Of course I was curios and jumped at the oprotunity to see what they had in mind , because niether one was to hard to look at. Wow what a night, I gotta say that was the most fun I ever had in my life, but that's another story for another time. The moral of the story is let the broadskies touch , pat , squeeze , pinch ,caress ,ure glutes any where any time as much as they want, because the pay off is well worth it.Actually I have a new respect for those broads between 20 and 30 .They know how to treat a hockey player , and have a lot of fun doin it.
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