VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1[2]3456789 ]
Subject: Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the world


Author:
rooo hooo hoo
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]
Date Posted: 06:35:21 03/05/03 Wed
Author Host/IP: 155.33.82.100

Why are hockey asses so nice? Of course, we all know why...skating, squats, etc. It's more of a rhetorical question. Mostly every hockey ass I have ever seen has been perfectly round and ready to take over the world. They should all have their own separate agents. Of course, not all hockey buns are created equal. Some have been known to be conspicuously (and disappointingly) absent, which is a real shame. Regardless...when one comes upon a puck's ass that is so sculpted, so mysteriously prominent and overtly sexual, one should truly just drop on one's knees and thank God for creating a sport that places so much emphasis on gluteus maximus definition. That's pretty much all I have to say.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:
Subject Author Date
Re: Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the worldHappy to be of service12:38:22 03/05/03 Wed
Re: Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the worldAmazed Fan17:33:22 03/05/03 Wed


Post a message:
This forum requires an account to post.
[ Create Account ]
[ Login ]
[ Contact Forum Admin ]


Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.