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Subject: Re: Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the world


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Date Posted: 17:33:22 03/05/03 Wed
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In reply to: rooo hooo hoo 's message, "Hockey butts: the phenomenon that has rocked the world" on 06:35:21 03/05/03 Wed

Well hell. Two weeks ago I wouldn't have believed you about the whole hockey ass thing...but then it happened...one cold rainy day my rommate and I were bored and sitting around our humble dorm room (let's just say I'm roo hoo hoo's roommate) Then like a godsend, a knock on the door! Who could it be? We were delighted to see that it was a lonley ice monkey who had nothing better to do than come visit his loyal swamp donkeys. So in he comes, ass and all. So then we're sitting around, the three of us...and I get a brilliant idea. "Say there mr. ice monkey...would you like to try on some funny clothes?" TO my surprise he said "sure!" Roo hoo hoo and I were quite shocked to say the least. So 20 minutes later we had this strapping young man playing dress-up. At first it was just the normal funny tops and skirts...then a light bulb! I opened up my underwear drawer and there is was...a flaming red cami set, complete with bootay shorts and a see through tank top (for those of you who don't know-it's lingerie)...well the ice monkey was reluctant at first...but then roo hoo hoo and I decided that in exchange for him modeling this lovely outfit we would flash him...he immediately agree. So he makes us turn around, then we heard him mumble to himself as he looked in the mirror "ahh yea" so we turned around and there it was..the most magnificant ass I had ever seen in my life..and I don't even LIKE asses!! It was so nice that I had to stare. He thought we were making fun of it but we assured him we had nothing but repsect for him. If not for that day I never would have come to appreciate hockey asses the way I do now. Oh yes, by the way we did flash the boy, it's only fair I suppose.

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