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Subject: You know that you're a dancer when.....


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tutuluvr
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Date Posted: 08:00:59 07/09/02 Tue

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DANCER WHEN...
*You stay up for three hours the night before a performance sewing ribbons on pointe shoes.
*Being corrected isn't considered an insult
*You rant and rave about the joys of stretching yourself out in every direction and your mother wonders where she went wrong.
*You learn how to make light of a mistake on stage.
*Leotards and tights become more comfy than clothes.
*You suddenly have the urge to curtsy instead of saying thank you
*Changing costumes in the wings in one minute becomes easy
*You're able to untie and retie a pointe shoe in 45 seconds flat
*Dancing with blisters becomes the norm.
*Listening to Nutcracker music is a curse
*You become a master in the field of toe health care
*You stand in the lunch line in fourth position
*You fall asleep in the splitz because "it's such a comfortable position!"
*You're constantly broke because you're destroying pointe shoes at a constant rate of three per month.
*You worry more about having water than food
*You wonder why the average person goes to touch their toes and can't get past their knees without groaning.
*You go to grab something off the floor and your leg shoots up to a perfect penchee.
*You forget how to count past 8.
*You're able to sew anything in a quick fix.
*You think the best cure for a sprained ankle is to dance on it.
*You recycle everything fom tights to pointe shoes to leotards
*You find that odd things like masking tape and paper towels are more useful than band-aids.
*The studio becomes your second home
*Your bedroom is clean as a result of never being in it.
*Your dancebag is a pigsty as a result of always being in it.
*Potentially hazardous sports are off-limits until after Nutcracker season
*You hear football players complaining of "turf toe" and laugh at the simplicity of their toe problems.
*Karate is a no-no because you find it hard to kick with flexed feet and uneven hips
*Instead of jogging, you run turned out and on the ball of your foot.
*You're not sure if the mirror has become your friend or your enemy.

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Re: You know that you're a dancer when.....No name17:52:02 04/26/03 Sat
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