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Date Posted: 12:24:47 08/04/01 Sat
Author: Old Man Gerald
Author Host/IP: slip-32-100-105-104.la.us.prserv.net / 32.100.105.104
Subject: Back in my day...

::Camera fades into a shot back from the 50's...The house is very antique. A large radio is seen nearby, with other 50's memorablia. As the camera pans around, an old man is coming into view::

Gerald- Well...I guess you came to see me and my musclar body at work!

::old man flexes, showing off his stunning 5'2", 82 lb frame::

Gerald- Yep, I knew you would be stunned.

Cameraman- What is that godawful smell? Your doggy poop?

Gerald- Noo...why would I have doggy poop in my house....it's my poop!!!!!! And pee pee too!!!!!

Cameraman- Heheheh....

Gerald- Yeah...you better believe me...

Cameraman- Wait...this is supposed to be in the 50's...what is that computer doing over there?

Gerald- 50's? What are you talking about? This is the 2 to the 0 to the 0 to the 1. See, I even talk with the hip crowd.

Gerald- Anywhoo, I am prepared to take GWA by storm! And uhh... I can beat anyone who steps up to challenge me. Umm, and uhhh.

::Gerald whispers to cameraman... I don't know what else to talk about::

Cameraman- Show them your sexy body.

Gerald- Sure....

::Gerald pulls off his shirt, revealing an extrmely wrinkled body with spider veins covering himself::

Cameraman- Wow wee!

Gerald- I knew you would like what you see.

Gerald- And GWF president, if you hire me, you will even get to see my new into video I am working on...

Gerald- Remember, there is more where this came from...

::cameraman nods::

Gerald- Well, seeya later alligator!

Cameraman- Afterwhile, crocodile...

Cameraman- Psst, I bet you do have a big crocodile...

Gerald- Well we won't know until I actually get to wrestle here.

::camera fades to yellow::

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