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How Batman will KIll SUperman?

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Chuckelz_bear

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Date Posted: 11:57:14 09/13/04 Mon

OK,
Here's how it's gonna go down, Superman is powerful so you'de THINK he'll win... BUT u forgot that Batman is BATMAN. he's a sly fellow. here's what happening.. and i Know this for a FACT because i wrote the script...
Batman Stalks superman to study his weakness.. He knows that kryptonite can kill Superman.. but the qustion is HOW to use it.. He made Hollow point Kryptonite bullets for his bat gun, and some Kryptonite mace..
But while one of his stake out he sees that Superman has a thing for lois Lane.. SO Batman show's up at Lois' door (as bruce wayn) and suduces Lois and has sex with her with.. now get this everyone (SPOILER INSIDE) a Kryptonite laced condom..... That's right... Batman makes Lois into a Trojan whore.. err I mean horse if you will.. so when Superman come down.. He makes love to Lois but the Kryptonite is still inside her.. and BAM intergaltic STD to kill superman.. and then Batman Jumps in though the window and Bust off a Few Green bullets into his chest..
and that's how it goes down..

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