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Subject: ME! Starring...ME! Written and edited an' everything else by...ME!

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Saythe Streambattle

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Date Posted: 00:23:37 02/18/04 Wed

I was born in Redwall Abbey. As a small dibbun, I was very shy an' clumsy. My mama was always afraid that I would seriously injure myself if my heavy tail broke something and I got crushed. For a while she wouldn't let me out of her sight, in case she heard an earsplitting crash. One day I happened to wander off. When my mama found me, I was swimmin' like an expert in the abbey pond. My papa began spendin' whole afternoons in the pond with me. The better a swimmer I became, the less clumsy I was on land. I became more confident too. I started to talk to other dibbuns, and wasn't afraid of being yelled at for breaking something all the time. My papa soon decided I was ready to learn how to handle weapons. He taught me to use a sword, a staff, slingshot, and bow. I fell in love with the longbow almost right away. For a while I almost forgot about swimming, because I really wanted to be a good archer. Mama began to trust me out of her sight too. Now she cannot catch me to give me a bath, because I can outrun her to the pond and hold my breath longer than she can. I love life at Redwall, and cannot wait for my first Hullabaloo, a huge otter party that can last a season! Papa says there will be one next year, and I will be big enough to go. I love being a dibbun, and am happy just yelling my warcry. WHOOPERYHOO!

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